random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I want to know, anatomically, where a train's dick is located.

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

Could we just get rid of pride days? I like going outside my door and each one forces me to stay inside

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

I am proud to admit that I like the idea of fucking girls.

Stick it to the man! Not in that way though.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Child sex robots could be good

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

"I think we're doomed, and now there's no way back."

 

[Florence]

I have 4 years of a sense of humor

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

It's like I've been saying for years, it's a dangerous precedent. Today being autistic can get you out of speeding or statutory rape, tomorrow you'll be able to shoot up a school full of kids and get off with nothing more than a slap on the wrist.

 

[RG 448]

Wyświetl załącznik 244142

 

[Gordon Cole]

Hey, Kiwi F/arms is a cesspool for bored sociopaths to collaborate on harassment campaigns, it's not a legitimate source for information

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Yeah... I miss the days we could call people fagets and not get looked at funny for it. This just sounds like an honor, now, sadly.

- @Shokew when somebody called him a homo

 

[Cato]

"I put my wife in a fuckin' headlock, so fuckin' what?"

 

[Cuck Norris]

I'm in a James Bond movie, and I am autistic. I am not paranoid in the slightest when it comes to these things.

 

[Cato]

I'm not aroused by the thought of my nephew as he is now. I fapped to a conspiracy theory in which Cuntster forcibly transitioned him to trans-cuck me and lord his female identity and form over me.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

How many shootings were you involved this week in? How many hundreds of women have you raped this weekend? How long did you hold you affirmative action job before robbing and killing the owner?

 

[HG 400]

@KatsuKitty: it'd take dodging a lot of gunshots to get to that point
[[Jul 9, 2017 at 1:14 PM] @KatsuKitty: no doubt sneasel is used to liberal soft targets who think the police can teleport to your bedroom
[Jul 9, 2017 at 1:15 PM] @KatsuKitty: but we got our own police in katsu country

"We got our own police in katsu county" to random.txt pls

 

[Trombonista]

i tweeted about cp law because i am a huge nerd?

 

[TaterBot]

"...damn I am impressed with their resourcefulness and high octane autism in tracking this guy down."
@Ouija Board

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Your username says enough about you. Yeah very impressive and intellectually superior to me, Mr. foreskin. You old wrinkly pathetic piece of shit.

 

[ICametoLurk]

You are assuming going to prison is a dumb thing to do. Thats a false assumption.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

trust me. I am the real Marissa Elienne.