random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CatParty]

 

[vertexwindi]

 

[homonculus]

 

[Holdek]

God, please help me ease these questioning minds that doth protest me.

 

[ICametoLurk]

How is that Islamic Content?

 

[sbm1990]

She gave birth to null. Null created the KiwiFarms forum, and the KiwiFarms forum is slandering the great Mark Citadel.

 

[Russian Dissident (Jew nazi lolcow Mark Citadel)]

leave Mark Citadel alone!

 

[ICametoLurk]

leave Mark Citadel alone!

 

[Russian Dissident (Jew nazi lolcow Mark Citadel)]

Can you stop putting Mark Citadel's name into this? Thanks

 

[ICametoLurk]

Can you stop putting Mark Citadel's name into this? Thanks

 

[ICametoLurk]

I'm not afraid of the KiwiFarms forum, and neither is Mark Citadel. What could you do, make a wiki page on your ED clone Lolcow Wiki?

 

[CatParty]

I feel like I've been cheated and deprived because of my lack of a uterus. #wicca

 

[Gordon Cole]

SO ANYWAY I WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU.

 

[Positron]

From the Random Tumblr Posts thread:

 

[vertexwindi]

From the Random Tumblr Posts thread:

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Isn't that what alcohol was invented for?

 

[Gordon Cole]

pony porn is great, you should try it if you vape. you're really grasping for straws.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alex-mauer-lexi-mauer.31860/page-13

 

[CatParty]

Recall her surgery took twice as long as it should have:
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Cow crossover with Nina Chaubal:
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I would think there'd be some kind of warranty that came with this kinda thing but I guess not. Don't forget that giving the tiniest damn what your sex partner's genitals are like is twanzphobic!

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[Smutley]

I do not feel hurt you great balloon of mental illness....You are a sick person

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

If it were up to me, I would throw out my PC....I do not even want to be online at all....but I have to order my raw dairy..

 

[Army Burger]

"In 2015 mom told me that I was dragging the family down with me and that I could never be a woman because I haven't mastered being a man" - @Buffalo Bill