random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[A-tistic]

"I smell bad to torture society"

Spoiler: source

https://np.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/691ho3/my_incel_body_odor_is_disgusting_to_women/

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The ultimate madman!

 

[BlueChan]

"Kiwifarms are inanimate turds who think anyone who has loved or cared for another human being is a sjw."

Spoiler: Source

 

[Guy With Shit Opinions]

"I told my mom I was going to sue the cops but then she changed her mind and told me to get a job instead"

"I smell bad to torture society"

From that same thread:

"Doesnt matter how smooth I am if I reek of masturbation, socio-sexual failure and reddit."

 

[Yaoi Zowie]

"driving a rolls royce with a baseball cap - only in america! tasteless!"

 

[Gordon Cole]

Frozen Fishsticks was last seen: Viewing thread I Want to See that Bee's Vagina, 27 secs ago

 

[Kataomoi00]

What is wrong with being a Neo-Nazi you group of fucking libtards?

From @Danny Mikolajczek

 

[WeeGee]

Cross post from Kiwi Farms Reviews

"They're all a bunch of ungodly satanists and nazis and they're proud of it. And that weegee dude, he a terrible person. he's a sicko who masturbates to butthurt."

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Um excuse you I am a devout Muslim and I REJECT the lures of Satan insh'allah

 

[A Skeleton]

"I'm splitting on my aunt because she didn't like Lilo and Stitch and thinks Nani is ugly"

from this thread

 

[Calooby]

If I want to use a Hitachi Magic Wand while getting off to commissions of my fursona and his pubescent otterboi mate fooling around, I will fucking do it.

lmao what?

 

[Hellfire]

They are saying he's a "danger to self" as well as others, apparently because he has, according to the thread, filed paperwork requesting a permit from Portland to commit suicide by setting himself on fire at the Portland Rose Festival.

 

[Army Burger]

I knew the nipple trick... But the anus? WHO THE FUCK EVEN LOOKS BACK THERE?! Good grief.

Edit: I decided to look back there for myself and my anus looks healthy. I do not believe I need to bleach it.

 

[Ballo]

''Cunt.''
Source-

 

[Gordon Cole]

My comic is set in a world where clowns are real. Transgender is addressed. Buzz is a cop.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Ballo]

 

[Exceptional Fool]

 

[Positron]

"... and my nerves needed the celery."

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

"I just discovered KiwiFarms website....what the fuck I have never seen anything so screwed up in my life, thanks google for suggesting it"

http://archive.is/hzh3Y#selection-4147.0-4147.137

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Almost any of this post about ejaculating on birds.