random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Jang Joo]

@Judge Holden post that video of the woman shitting out a hotdog and eating it

 

[Gutless]

AI generated filings are boring. ChatGPT doesn't even post pictures of Hitler in it's motions.

 

[Big Nasty]

Using a guy named "Skeletor" as a job reference?

Its like the studying the blade post, but in this case "the blade" is nigger cocks.

This is a fucking Lamborghini of autism, we went from zero to absolutely fucking retarded in SECONDS

 

[Core Theorist]

I would argue, if you can manage to ‘rape’ a (grown) bear, then that’s a feat of athleticism. Is bestiality okay as an extreme sport?

 

[Rotollo 2]

nigga probably gave me a Dumb sticker while pissing in a pepsi bottle

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Enhance.
Scan right 45, then enhance.
Stop. Zoom grid location 20 then enhance.
Freeze. Print "Lol faggot". Save to hard copy.

Or just

Freeze. Print "Lol faggot". Save to hard copy.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Also, this nigga brought his keyblades.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

the sleazy, sticky scrotum swarm that seeds the sub inevitably descends, writing revolting dirty talk in her inbox that leaves her deeply unhappy.

 

[Two Dollars]

PASTEURIZED MILK CONSPIRACY

 

[Meat Target]

FUCK YOU NIGGER I AM NOT SIGNING INTO SHIT NIGGER I AM NOT SIGNING IN TO PROVE I'M NOT A FUCKING BOT BECAUSE ONLY A FUCKING BOT WOULD MINDLESSLY OBEY YOUR ORDERS

GODDAMN YOU TO HELL IF I HAD YOU AGAINST A WALL I WOULD SHOOT YOU EIGHTEEN DOZEN TIMES YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS FUCK

COME ON CALL ME A BOT ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKING TIME FUCK YOU CALL ME A BOT AGAIN

 

[Dr. Butt]

I mean, that's a scary thought. Somewhere in the darkness of space there are alien creatures lurking between the stars, hungrily looking from above and the only thing they crave is... FEET.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It is my great ambition to be the owner and CEO of a rape factory

 

[Gentlebastard]

Straight outta Innsmouth.

"Was the activist on My Side or was she on the Other Side? I need to know if I should be outraged or gleeful about this."

IT FINALLY HAPPENED. A jeeta used “do the needful” to me in an email.

I envy her linguistic chops; there are many, many people in this world long overdue for such an elegant ass-whooping yet unfortunately won't be getting one.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I know nothing about homestuck other than the fan base scares me.

 

[Crex Crex]

In defense of Emma Watson, I would happily have sex with her, whereas I would not have sex with Rowling.

 

[Dr. Butt]

So now you have the hyperforeskin-hypnokink-living pool toy fetishists among fuck-or-die sex-pollen-omegaverse weirdos and then you expose them to even freakier Japanese creators.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

This is a fucking Lamborghini of autism, we went from zero to absolutely fucking retarded in SECONDS

nigga probably gave me a Dumb sticker while pissing in a pepsi bottle

 

[DrNow]

TIM releases Slammed, which depicts men engaging in bareback sex after injecting crystal meth.

 

[Dr. Butt]

People talk about waking up with their clothes on backwards and blame it on aliens. But I've had a few weird things happen to me that I seriously doubt were aliens.

 

[Metamorpho]

Look at this thing:

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If you were to draw her face they'd arrest you for racism in some countries.