random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Replicant Sasquatch]

 

[Randall Fragg]

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Apparently wouldn't get your copyright infringement transvestite child molester cyber bullying.

 

[Darndirty]

"I am so thoroughly unpleasant, unlikable and disgusting that one volunteer at the crisis line leaked her personal opinion about me to Kiwi Farms

Haha, did that actually happen. Imagine how annoying you have to be for a person at a suicide hotline to leak your info onto a site that wants you to kill yourself.

 

[Randall Fragg]

i know how pointless it is to debate a mod with a hateboner

Spoiler

look buddy, just because you're wrong doesn't mean you can brand me with "spergin"

Go ahead, re-read my posts. it was explaining shit.

but you can tell your little buddy im taking it up with null, because this is a bullshit ban.

it wasnt a-loggin

it wasn't spergin

it wasn't wrong.

and you know it.

Spoiler

 

[Tom Spring]

He was talking about his thread here with "The Furred Reich" on the AltFurry discord server a couple nights ago.

"Why do they do all that crap? Its not like we're leftists or anything."

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debat...earing-a-goofy-mask.30460/page-3#post-2235821

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"Up until I clicked on that link I had no idea what a "furry" was or whatever it's called. WHY.. Dear god another Chris Chan'esque rabbit hole (like Bashar). SIGH. My weekend is facked." -@Poodle

 

[Stay safe]

"*Pants* Everywhere-America has Freedom of Speech. *Pants* But we also have... hate speech. Okay, fine, you wanna send children to military boarding school, okay.*Pants* But beating... people, in this case "trannies", anywhere, in this case, bathrooms, *pants* and to death? *pants* Beating trannies... *pants* bathroom to death. *Pants* That is a terrible thing... to say. *Pants* okay, even if it is a joke, okay. I-It, *stress sighs*. I-It scares me that people *pants* say that shit okay."

 

[The Great Citracett]

Choice comment on a clickbait post of the top 10 pieces of Chris Chan art.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

That is a furry paw. Respect it.

 

[TaterBot]

in dr bob mckim's eyes i am a deceit - Jennfer A. Jay
"Bob, you just used a word nobody knows unless it's looked up. And nobody takes a dictionary into church."

 

[Gordon Cole]

Tell it to future US Rep Brianna Wu. But don't tell me, 'cause >muted<.

 

[Cuck Norris]

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

...not the alert I expected to get today, but a wholly entertaining one nonetheless.

 

[Gordon Cole]

REALITY: YOU WILL ALWAYS END UP BEING THE NO ONE.

 

[HG 400]

"Do not piss off the nexting krew."

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/a-lov...om-the-nexting-krew-and-the-riot-squad.30532/

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

And, as I say, the fruit fly, Mr. Christian Weston Chandler, is running to his set of problems to when he said his bathroom on fire, trying to ignite is penis and eat it!

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"That website stalks people" -some tard on TV Tropes

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Maybe the real lolcows were the friends we made along the way!

EDIT: @Ronald Gaygun gave us two gems back to back:

"Kiddy diddling? Like, children? or baby goats?"

"This is not random.txt, it's a line of debate!"