random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Being a flabby, freeloading fag who lived off of beige carbs served on Heather’s paper plates may have puffed your nips a bit but those still ain’t titties dude.

fuck you very much...you need a system where two kiwis need to simultaneously rotate keys for this kind of shit

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Buddha was the original "clean your room and wash your balls" guy

You motherfuckers are obnoxious and boring. You act like you have exclusive rights to racism

 

[Eddie Riggs]

I was a Boy Scout nigger

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

It's called clown world because the funniest people run it.

 

[Terrifik]

Ouch guys, I’m genuinely offended.
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Reddit is the new Kiwi Farms

 

[Statix_Shark]

Bookmarked it in my FUTURE RAPE folder and will keep you guys updated.

 

[Anti Snigger]

i wish i could random.txt dm messages

 

[Thé au lait]

if you mongoloids start a Discord I'll be seeing a video of Callmecicada masturbating in a french maid dress while on video call with his girlfriend(male).

I love this quote so much

I'm charging my crystals rn. See you on the astral planes faggot

 

[fake farts]

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is a heroin addict squeezing me for royalties"

 

[Slideshow Bill]

It's a Ted Kaczynski joke geezer, don't read too much into it

Like girl put your pussy away this is a grocery store.

 

[Randomrando]

>Gets lemur
>Kills self
>Refuses to elaborate

 

[Black Man Underwear]

He's the MrBeast of pedophilia

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Topless but wearing pasties. Either commit or don’t. This isn’t Las Vegas.

and then you sell it to furries

Glanced a booru image today of two characters who were too fat to scissor.
"Finally! Realism!", I thought.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

As autistics, diagnosed or undiagnosed, it's very easy for us to sperg da-fuck-out over things we mildly care about, like display servers or if intel chips are really compromised or not.
[...]
Is this what 6 million jews died for?

 

[Radola Gajda]

Lenin does look like he'd be a fan of the Balldo, come to think of it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm not the one making gay baby mice, nigger

 

[Meat Target]

Where the "Come" is disgustingly literal. And the "dom". Not the "King" though.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Why would a satellite identify as a trans woman and find solace through Homestuck of all things?

 

[obsdj]

I know, but those dam snack cakes man, I can get them cheap and keep them everywhere, in my tool boxes, in my truck, hell I'm like the Rekeita of snack cakes man.

 

[neger psykolog]

Shut down the website @Null we’ve been unseated.
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"Reddit is the new Kiwi Farms"