random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Who is Kengle? Sounds like those pussy exercises...

 

[Big Nasty]

"I'm dreaming of a white (not black) christmas"

And

"Murdered by cock'

 

[WeeGee]

"why do I even bother posting things here when none of you will believe me. I also don't like it whenever you all keep insisting I'm something I'm not! I am not a macho man." From the Jan/Yoshi thread.

 

[Positron]

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

50+ pages of people mocking this exceptional individual and he still hasn't learned to just walk away, this is truly an Autism Awareness Day miracle.

 

[cuddle striker]

homeless people stealing from homeless people is extremely stupid!

 

[DragoonSierra]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-facebook-updates.10131/page-191#post-2155771

What says "communist music" better than Hanson?

My Yodeling anus after 18 pint's and an iffy kebab.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

@Null: ok I made an 8ch post because i dont know if 4chan allows snake fucking posts

 

[Hellfire]

http://archive.is/4Utd9

"its a doxing website for us transwomen to be lets say made fun of and to ruin our lives"

"yeah someone made a profile doxing me with my deadname and just trashing me and my rep i am not a transwoman chaser i am a trans woman"

 

[Cuck Norris]

I always smile in my pictures so when I kill a bunch of people the media will have to use a good photo

 

[Hellfire]

"Kiwifarms is just...so horrific. It makes me sweat thinking about it, in a single post my life could be ruined by some anonymous user"

"I know so many people i follows deadnames now its sickening. I hate kiwifarms"

"Why did i google my name on kiwifarms. Why, fucking why. It turns out my paranoia is true, im on there. Fuck."

 

[DragoonSierra]

"Kiwifarms is just...so horrific. It makes me sweat thinking about it, in a single post my life could be ruined by some anonymous user"

Wyświetl załącznik 201404

"I know so many people i follows deadnames now its sickening. I hate kiwifarms"

Wyświetl załącznik 201408

"Why did i google my name on kiwifarms. Why, fucking why. It turns out my paranoia is true, im on there. Fuck."

Wyświetl załącznik 201413

If you know thier deadnames that means you were looking for them on here

 

[Holdek]

Stop Telling me to "Get a Job". Gawd!!!

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

MEANWHILE ON DISCORD (AGAIN)...

OH GOD I TRIED TO LOAD KIWIFARMS AND NOW MY CREDIT CARDS ARE MAXED AND MY BLENDER WON'T TURN OFF

IT'S AN AVANT GARDE GARAGE ROCK SONG ABOUT THE DOOLITTLE RAIDS
YOU CRETIN

And this entire conversation is random.txt gold:

 

[A-tistic]

"an anxiety-prone lesbian transwoman whose Google Search shows a sex doll-humping gif"

-Chris describes himself

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This is late but I never caught up on the SA thread since the outage of the site on Inauguration day and then i found this beautiful post

Lowtax should just pick a handful of Kiwis to replace the missing mods and admins. We'll make the Rape of Nanking look like an episode of Blue's Clues.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

That being said, I believe Jesus would be for Elliot's murders. His victims were worthless American slime and there was no way for them to be redeemed.

 

[Cato]

They are able to make realistic face masks on demand by a small amount of money. I could print off her face and wear it if I wanted to. But that's creepy and I'm not going to do that. At one time I had wanted to befriend her without her knowing its me and then meet up with her while wearing the mask. I would then either unveil the mask. Or try to have sex with her first and then after unveil the mask.

 

[SuicideIsPainless]

I will never forgive and forget what this metrosexual organization has done to me..........

 

[A Skeleton]

@tamarlover is the gift that keeps on giving

Wrong it was never established that I am a dangerous psycho. What was established is that I am a creepy autistic asshole.