random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Loxiozzz]

Trolling on my level is like... getting recreational marijuana legalized... creating and fueling conspiracies like 9-11 and anti-vaxxers... getting Trump elected president... you know, stuff like that. ^__^

 

[Hellfire]

"kiwi farms" is neither cute nor delicious, as the name seems to promise.

 

[Randell Corgon]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The Moon is probably the most tactically valuable military ground for Earth. Rocks dropped from there have the power of 100s of nuclear bombs

 

[DuskEngine]

Right-wing gay weebs becoming a thing (and I swear it's not just me, there's a lot of us)

 

[WeeGee]

nvm
Sadly, Kiwifarms is back online. Null is trying to jew his userbase for even more shekels after the IRL drama. Now autists all over the world are fucked once again.

 

[Army Burger]

This is illegal doxing of Rome Viharo. He will be blogging on this.

 

[Florence]

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG STRAIGHT MALE PORN BALLS!

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I imagine that the person took the photo while screaming "Die ADF!"

 

[Fannyscum]

There's no reason NOT to dress as a raccoon femboy.

 

[Army Burger]

And then people just got bored and started shitposting about her diabetes.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Pretty much every weeaboo who reads moonrunes and has taken a look at it has said that his claims are 100% bullshit.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[CatParty]

Wyświetl załącznik 188218

After all, after reading through your posts, you've made it quite clear you don't like GamerGate, or PizzaGate, and I can assume, by association, Trump

 

[Randall Fragg]

"STOP THE BSDM IN THE CAFETERIA RITE NOW!"

We got in like, and signed in the dance, and it was in the gym at school. And we came in and saw... A MASSIVE OGRE!!!! Everyone was wear NOTHING!!! They was baked and having sex at each other!!!!!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I screamed. "How Could you!" And I cried myself to sleeping. And I woke up. AND THEY WERE STILL HAVING AN ORGY!!! I called at the police and they came in the gym.

"OKAY NO MORE OGRES" the police said and everyone put there clothes on and went home.

I was started by what Claudia said at me. "HOw... how did you get pregnant!!!" I said.

"I don't know... maybe form the ogre last night, maybe it was Jonatan!!!" she said.

"Well, we planned it on site called Four Chan, you probably don't know about it, cause it's a atheist site and you're a Jesus dum dum." Jen said.

"STOP YOU HOMOSEXUALITY!" I said.

"Nope, you can't, cause I'm not homosexual I'm bisexual so there!" Jen said and she kissed Kitty on the lips and TOUCHED HER BREASTS!

I said! "no!" And then we all walked, close at the stairs, and they made me trip and fall down them! "No! Bully alert!" I said.

So Kitty and Jen, and also this dude, who talked in a Mexico voice, and looked Mexican, divided to teach the classroom about M***J****!! Like we didn't already have twenty lessons about it, from Mr Bryan! I raised my hand and said!" "NO more m***j**** talk! Also stop you homosexuality!" Kitty just laughed and drew a girl on the board that had GOAT BREASTS. I gaped at her.

Saving Satanists is a goldmine for random.txt quotes. I don't think the author is old enough to get a lolcow thread though.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Lol what possible reason does she give for that picture aside from attention whoring? And lol at her being black.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

The mullet is a humble haircut. It's like a modern day, lower class tonsure, and a rite of passage qualifying the person for the benefits of the meth lab.

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

"Listen Hitler, I'm tired of your white-knighting!"

^ Sauce plz?

 

[A Hot Potato]

Me... I'm the present living God of humanity's demons... I will ALWAYS exist in one form or another. Even after this particular shell is long dead, Onideus, Idimmuxul, or any other namesake I choose to inhabit will continue on indefinitely.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Undocumented Immigrants don't drive up the crime rate in a neighborhood. In fact the crime rate goes down.