random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CallmeCicada]

Eat your carrots

 

[Big Nasty]

neger pride

thou shalt not covet thy trailerpark neighbours wet and juicy ass

 

[Tingle]

Yeah I like to cum in the shit and let it fester for like a week so a shit golem forms and then I flush it down and watch it struggle and squirm

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

use the autocorrect to go fuck a tree or something

 

[Aunt Carol]

Biggest complaint is that they will go to any length or camera angle to not show a naked penis in this game.

It's a big mecha-chicken after all.

I thought a demon helped her get SSI?

 

[Doxmatix]

I'm so behind on my rare Vance collection but luckily I'm on the right website to correct that mistake.

 

[Poonocchio]

Please help I am a non-penis woman and don't understand knife autism.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I have never seen such a penis be so grey. It almost looks like it's dying.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

hey, retard, if you're too much of a pussy faggot to talk on the phone yourself, don't tell other people to do it for you. if you're THAT concerned, you don't need to post on an internet forum for fucking stickers. multiple people calling doesn't speed things along. all you're doing is creating liability for me. eat shit dumbfuck

https://kiwifarms.pl/profile-posts/601820/

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

The lack of Digimon saddens me, though.

 

[clipartfan92]

No one outside of Queer people or historians use or even know about the Pink triangle. This is really bad.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general-2.210076/post-20808484

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Ya know, if he woulda gave a sentimental cry but not threatened us with his death, I'd feel completely different. But I can't be responsible if this is all to stressful; if, you know, Sam running back with the tape is going to kill him. I can't be part of that.

@basically gayer fez I figured you'd get a kick out of this suggestion.

 

[Pedophobe]

They hate themselves so they project their own traits onto people they don’t like

none of this is ironic

I will say one thing: Hitler wouldn't have allowed this.

 

[GaryGray]

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Evidence of a deceased's wishes via Ouija board is not admissible in federal court

 

[JustSomeDong]

The international museum of nigger nonsense and farm equipment.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

We told you using live piranhas as fapping mittens for your wank sessions was a bad idea! WE TOLD YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN?!

 

[Meat Target]

They have the morals of a dog tick, the social value of a shitstained $3 bill, and the genetics of a baboon with five extra chromosomes.

every time I call their mother a whore but they dont respond. If it continues, I'm going to start sending statistics on how small their dicks are.

 

[SofondaCox]

Anyone who’s been chugging down the koolaid will immediately start screeching about tranny Holocaust. And not in the cool way like us.

@Fapcop

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

There aren't room for nightmares in my world.

Eternal paradise is a corridor full of horny catboys with no arms.

grass is a paid actor. he hasn't touched any yet

Hey, I raped him too! On 26 December 2014. At the back of a GameStop. Remember, Alex, remember!

 

[CaddestSlown]

Kiwi Farms is more anarchist than anything.

But they're insistent on destroying one of the pillars of anarchism (child molestation).

Your guys's teacher didn't lock you in a sex dungeon for a week in order to experience what holocaust victims went through?

its not the jews fucking everything up. Its the cow people.