random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[HG 400]

"Thanks for liking my memes."

 

[Very Honest Content]

The whole Rest in Power thing says a lot about their real motives

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

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Spoiler

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"If any ugly tranny like me can pass then what excuse do you have?"

 

[Argonian Scum]

Scroll down, see this.

@Smutley: After the ice cube had been in my hand long enough to give me the pain I needed to calm my emotions I shoved the rest up my ass. It doesn't hurt which makes me wonder if your ass can really differentiate temperatures from inside itself (anyone more familiar let me know). I gotta lie on my stomach because I don't want that leaking anywhere. That said I feel so much cooler and more comfortable temperature-wise.

 

[Zach_Kun]

Think about that for a while, you jerks.

-CWC

 

[Army Burger]

"the best man groped my mother in the middle of an Applebee's and proceeded to loudly tell his girlfriend 'damn, now THESE are tits!'"

The wife of the late John Waite Jr.

 

[Todesfurcht]

"We aren't cyberbullies, we're just smarter than you"

 

[The Great Citracett]

"There are actually forums dedicated to hating you? Don't those <bleeping bleep bleeps> have anything constructive to do with their lives?"

~70 year old tranny in the Assigned Male thread

 

[Holdek]

substantial stress sigh

My heart is on my sleeve. And the trolls pushed my peeve.

 

[Army Burger]

"Hawaii is an island boo, not a state"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/donald-trump-victory-salt.25651/page-183#post-1905764

 

[DadaistVizor]

"Hawaii is an island boo, not a state"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/donald-trump-victory-salt.25651/page-183#post-1905764

It's both

The big island is called Hawaii

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaii_(island)

 

[CatParty]

"they also said i looked like a melted garbage bag"

 

[Argonian Scum]

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[Sailor_Jupiter]

This isn't a cherry picking fallacy, he found the needle in the hay stack and is sticking it in his own ass and wailing about the pain.

 

[Hellfire]

"That raises the possibility that the trans women involved in KF are essentially hostages."

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

Here are two Star Wars related ones, since the Rogue One tickets came out today:
"George Lucas corrupted the use of the word android, and for that I will send Wookies to crap in his shoes in the middle of the night."
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-difference-between-a-robot-and-a-droid
"This entire adventure, all the lives lost, was for nothing. Fuck this adventure. Fuck Jar Jar’s bizarre adventure. This was bullshit."
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6121295

 

[ToroidalBoat]

GENERAL ALARM

(source)

 

[AnOminous]

"That raises the possibility that the trans women involved in KF are essentially hostages."

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Wat? Has this troon got into Rika's bath salts again?

 

[Argonian Scum]

So, I might have a girlfriend. She's 24. We met at psychiatric intake.

 

[oasys]

Internet slap fights, yay!
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"I am legion you are nothing"