random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[LagoonaBlue]

 

[TheImportantFart]

I'm considering wanking to CWC's lady alter ego, but unsure as to whether the effort to get a boner is worth it... I like to take it long and slow, but think I might have to speed-wank in order to attain a happy ending.

 

[Zootalaws]

Don't. Judge. Me!

 

[Hellfire]

The communication was signed by “Jihadi Dynastia” and has an Islamic flavour although Dynastia appears to have misspelled, “New Caliphate” as “New Calithate”.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

LegoTugboat: One can only assume there isn't an islamic translation for 'Stubborn as a mule'.
Hypodermic Johnny: Stubborn as a camel?
LegoTugboat: Does Afghanistan have camels?

 

[Funnybone]

iwc called me a faggot unironically

by Squealer

 

[RM 810]

by Squealer

I'm starting to realise IWC does everything unironically, it is both terrifying and amazing.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Nuance - much like blood that doesn't have the consistency and fructose levels of cake frosting - is something that Blob will never have.

 

[Pina Colada]

It's fine kid, I've been gathering evidence to get this place exterminated and obliterated from existence. We'll see who's the last one laughing when Alison is still sending out tweets from home while you send out letters to mommy from prison.

You'll be hearing more from my lawyer soon enough. The show is almost over. I wont waste any more time on psychopathic lunaticnarcissistic nutjob millennials.

 

[Kataomoi00]

I wouldn'thave minded experiencing lovesimply because the idea of evenkissing her gave me a much more powerful feeling than I get from the idea of fucking Megan Fox.

From the lookism community thread

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

(From a BuzzFeed article about an unlicensed Frozen pregnancy game): "Something’s not right. That’s not my baby. Where’s my baby?"

 

[ghostyTrickster]

Null: though the way this guy draws snake pussy is amazing to me

 

[RM 810]

Wyświetl załącznik 155635 Null: though the way this guy draws snake pussy is amazing to me

And you quote that and don't provide pictures? For shame.


(this is sarcasm, please do not send me pictures of snake pussy. In fact I'm reasonably sure they don't have those.)

 

[IV 445]

"Full space automated gay luxury communism is mankind's only hope."

There's more here, https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trans-lifelines-greta-martela-greta-gustav-kjel-anderson.23222/page-86

This is one of the few quotes that made me say "What in the absolute fuck am I reading?"

 

[Kalpazoid]

"DEAD ACCOUNT"

 

[Herbert Hoover]

"I thought she would just sleep it off like she usually doeswhen she abused substances"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trans...stav-kjel-anderson.23222/page-88#post-1897314

 

[*Asterisk*]

Millennials make me nostalgic for when boomers were the shittiest, most annoying generation alive.

 

[The Great Citracett]

A tranny on Sophie Labelle's facebook expressing impotent rage against "cyberbullies" over the suicide of Lizzy Waite from the trans lifeline thread.

Spoiler: That profile pic...

 

[HG 400]

Just wanted to say thank you for the info and your time, it helped a lot, you guys are my cyberheros!

 

[Holdek]

"An unspeakable cauldron of malevolent paedophile horror"