random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Her being ugly is not proof she is disabled.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Art standards are so low that video games not qualifying to be modern art probably increases their value.

 

[Towoman]

Crying with witnesses is a form of TMI basically.

 

[MrJokerRager]

>Nationalist for a people who you have nothing in common with
>Globalist for own country, religion and ethnic group

Politicians from the 2nd half of the 20th century are a weird lot

>I am a Zionist
>not “I am an American”

Wyświetl załącznik 5562080

 

[Chongqing]

I've watched about every single video on her channel as of right now, I have about 13GBs of her YouTube content archived.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Astro Loafo

I'm more concerned on understanding why I'm troon and gay than actually gorging on cock

I've been yelled at and forced out the door numerous times

 

[PetiteFeet]

Doesn't he just shoot ropes of the labors of his fruit all over the carpet?

Slinging cobra venom at the hot alive, of-age, unrelated and cisgendered ladies on Chaturbate, haha yessss.

 

[MrJokerRager]

She crashed back through the glass ceiling and into the ground.

A "passenger of size" or, POS for short

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

From Jackie Singh's leaked GNAA chat:

"My sphincter's so loose, all my movements are butt juice, in the war of fists and my ass, there can never be a truce."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

After nearly shooting off his penis, surely he wouldn’t buy another one?

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

“the gods are not pleased at this autistic sperg that was created by these two fucking.”

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

They would literally prefer a timeline in which they had 10 mulatto downs syndrome grandchildren than maintain the most basic genetic hygiene of the population.

Tried to commit suicide-by-peanut but isn’t actually allergic to peanuts so they just put her in the psych ward.

As an owner of an actual penis I've never had to worry about "milking" stale piss out after I take a piss so I don't soak my boxers

Parbake your crust ya lazy, soggy-bottomed shitlord.

a hoe is never cold

 

[Stan]

Imagine telling a priest about Kiwi Farms.

 

[Chongqing]

"but the only raw cheese I eat is cheddar because I grew up with it and find other cheese to taste awful."

I didn't remember to get the source.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

If this sounds like a shitshow, it is, and there are hundreds of people in the industry who watch the Epik Shitshow much like how we watch lolcows make videos about being married to pokemon.

 

[WelperHelper99]

STUDIED THE SUBJECT OF DUDES JACKING OFF TO DEPICTIONS OF FICTIONAL GAY DUDES HAVING SEX?????????

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

6 billion troons died and turned into lamps

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"I may be a pedophile, but at least I'm not TLS."

Is my existence really that horrible?

 

[Gog & Magog]

We've got to stop this totally real and not at all hilarious epidemic of 300 pound land manatees cockgargling poor defenseless unconscious alcoholic manlets. #hetoo

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

She got into it with a conservative Christian:

Specifically, "*hugs my blahaj so to not fly off into a rage*".

Tbf if given a choice between being used as a comforter and emotional support, and cuddled (and possibly likely dry humped) by sobbing, foul smelling transvestites, or being savaged by three overenthusiastic drooling Rottweilers I'm picking the dogs every time.