random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

I don't think anyone should give a shit if senpai likes us. Senpai wants to have gay sex with owls.

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm not above bullying a literal retard.

There's a high correlation between paedophilia and chinky gatcha waifu games

"Knowing that this is Chris-Chan that we're talking about we can always assume that the worst possible scenario is the most likely one."

Yup. Millstones.

Poor thing. I'm going to choose to blame Quinton Reviews somehow.

You are mentally ill retards who think you can become a woman through the power of friendship.

He always looks so fucking oily.

There is no such thing as a good vtuber.

 

[Gentlebastard]

We here at Kiwifarms acknowledge Taiwan's sovereignty and continued right to exist. Free Tibet.

This is just getting bizarre.
I can't figure out who is trolling who anymore.

>picture of a soybeard
>"Ben is also facing allegations that he was abusive and mistreated a woman during their relationship"

Ah, a classic situation.

He's a naturally funny dude and it wouldn't surprise me at all to know he says "nigger" no matter what his politics are

Finally, figures like Sam Hyde and the Dalai Lama are united in a good cause: hating Hasan Piker.

SUICIDE ATTEMPT

I seriously hate India with all my heart and think I would rather fuck some kind of bald ape creature then an indian woman. I can't stress enough how much of a blight on humanity they are.

But all that aside, Canada is worse

cucking me out of watching white house officials meet up with a horse porn enthusiast is unforgivable

Can’t wait to see how they pin this one on us.

The more filters you put the dumber the AI gets, this only causes the product to lower in quality, and for what? Just so some Twitter blue checkmark doesn't have a panic attack because he saw an anime version of George Floyd getting kneeled on by Goku.

These are the spicy-ass memes we once knew and loved.

Are we on the cusp of another Great Meme War?

My brain has painted the inside of my skull with neuron-vomit

Every post I've ever written has been sponsored by Timberland footwear.

Timberland - Workboots for the Professional.

i'm sure i won't like the answer, but can't resist asking.

what is a monster fucker? other than someone who fucks trannies obviously

Don't discount the power of fetishes to make people do and say things they'll sorely regret.

I'm allowed to say that on my site and if you don't like it go fuck yourself.

I've built a multicultural empire doomed to internal conflict.

It’s amazing he thinks those are the pictures that will get him laid and not lobotomised.

The joys of being an unemployed alcoholic.

At least it's not a chastity cage infected with ransomware. "No child, I will not pay you in bitcoin to unlock my penis."

And underground ring of funkpop dealers would be hilarious.

I can't stand Conservative Abed, he's too smug. Smarmy, even.

Paper should also be banned because you can draw bad things on it. I also think everyone should have their hands chopped off.

It’s not a crack house, it’s a snack closet

Well lads, start packing the Gordon's and tonic: it's time to reinstate the Raj.

He's Jewish.
I can smell it. My nose is Balkan-big and far more accurate than anything Ashkenazi. It comes from a long line of pogrom-trained large noses.

I'm not going to support imperialism. Let the Indians shit in the street and rape. It's their country.

God knows most of us have weird fetishes, me included, but I'm not out and building my personality on them, or inflicting them on others

I would advise you put your communities excellent understanding of rope dynamics to good use and liberate yourself from this wasted existence.

I really do wish that my eyes did not read what I just read.

Pol Pot was right about academics.

why are you so averse to the logical conclusion of your beliefs?
it's almost like you're retarded

I'd rather die of cancer among the Amish than live amongst various shades of nigger.

I honestly wish them a speedy campaign and that they release Bibi's personal fap folder that shows practically every U.S. politician raping and eating children.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Hey my old email account when I was a kid had 4 digits in the name and I'm not a bot as far as I know. I can say nigger after all.

 

[Poonocchio]

If the IDF end up glassing Gaza do you think they will rename it to Palestein?

 

[HTTP Error 404]

As a proud supporter of Israel and a Jew I am disgusted with the jokes on Kiwifarms! As a father of six I hope you never feel the existential fear that you’re tucking your cash register into bed for the last time!

 

[Fathomless Eminence]

As a Jew who is quite divorced from Zionist ideology, it is interesting watching this unfold.

 

[JustSomeDong]

And then everyone on the bus started booing! But then they started clapping! I call it - "Blapping!"

Black, male and a faggot. You can't top that in terms of intersectional obnoxiousness.

 

[Aunt Carol]

For reference I've included a diagram of the Hadid sisters braless, below.

 

[Socrates]

Fuck the children! Children are the worst STDs.

 

[Poonocchio]

Until she donates the silicone packed in her chest to Hezbollah so they can make plastic explosives with it, she's just LARPing.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Lol, this guy must generate so much nigger fatigue. It's even funnier when the ones that are supposed to be fine upstanding members of society behave like niggers the second they get stressed. A real, mask off moment if you will. Ha.

 

[Pee Cola]

You have to a little insane and retarded in order to be a regular poster on any Internet platform.

 

[Sprate Header]

seeing nibbas in this thread with swastika avatars rooting for Israel is weird.

 

[Mr Bunny]

You know it's getting serious when the Jews bomb a bank.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Do you know what this reminds me of? A guinea pig penis.

 

[Skitarii]

Calm down there, child.

You won't get me banned, child. You won't dox me, child. You're just a spoiled basement dweller bible thumping at the void. This site is not the white supremacist paradise you were promised, child.

Even Null dislikes you.

Enjoy the spergatory, stalker.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

I turned random.txt into a file that a fortune program can use since nobody else has done it.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

How many troons have been sexually assaulted as kids? Obviously I'm not blaming them for that, but I am just wondering what the correlation is.

The fake cum in dildos is corn starch?

 

[Poonocchio]

I'm no fan of China but believing the retard, fanfic-tier propaganda coming from the UK MoD, literally means you have zero brain wrinkles.