random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Army Burger]

"i will always have my dick out for Harambe"

- James Corbett

 

[ZehnBoat]

Wyświetl załącznik 120688

apparently, the lead singer of evanescence is on kiwifarms

 

[CatParty]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-8-2_11-44-46-png.120749/

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Trombonista]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/ddlg-png.117317/

 

[The Dude]

This is my politics platform. Vote for me this November.

If you're elected are you going to publicly execute Spoony? Are you pro-gun? I'm a two-issue voter.

 

[NQ 952]

If you're elected are you going to publicly execute Spoony? Are you pro-gun? I'm a two-issue voter.

On the first issue I will only do this if the pay per view buys are high enough. This will help build revenue for our national fiber rollout plans.

On the second issue: YES I AM, YEE HAW MOTHERFUCKER

 

[CatParty]

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

"Joshua Connor Moon beginning with Joshua Connor Mooning several hundred niggers."

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

BUT, I do not want to be overrun with tabloid and paparazzi attention over this, or have a total big deal made.
CWC

 

[Ntwadumela]

DuskEngine: @Zvantastika, do mexicans worship trees and do drugs

@DuskEngine

 

[Rou]

DuskEngine: @Zvantastika, do mexicans worship trees and do drugs

@DuskEngine

How did he find out

 

[fokkertism]

Gunna git some fush n' chups, git on the unternit, ask some kuds to piss thumsilves.
Just a normal dey, ey!

(from the Troy Rangi thread)

 

[Ntwadumela]

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is interesting, but what they don't reveal is crucial.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

"trump is literally satan and the antichrist, that is, he would be if the bible had any truth in it"

Spoiler: source

 

[Xerxes IX]

"That 45% of gamers being women statistics is problematic. "
From some steven unisperg blogger's youtube

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

I think women in general are really fucking strange.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

And where did you get sex-ed from? An African Witch Doctor?

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read in my life.

 

[Luminous Being]

the sickening facts speak for themselves

https://archive.is/3y4t3#selection-525.203-525.243