random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Picklemaker]

"Welcome to Kiwi Farms. We eat our own."

 

[IV 445]

PS:Get Some serious

It's time to create my own rules for now,And That's my decision.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jotex257-jotexチャンネル駅-jotex-the-speedior.12689/

 

[Bluebird]

IM TALKING ABOUT MEMES!!! DIGITAL WAR!!!"
Ghost 3/20/16

 

[Another Fellow]

Any slander of me will be pursued ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. So if you women tell lies about me and try and[sic] slander me to damage my business you will be pursued. I will take your property off you as a point of honour.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/peter...veriegn-citizen-mra.18546/page-3#post-1331104

 

[John Daker]

Every single "BANNED" email looks like this:
Wyświetl załącznik 78815

BANNED Fuck you kiwi forums

 

[VLAD]

 

[Null]

Added these.

"Fuck you kiwi forums"
"FUCK YOU KIWI FORUM!"
"Logs or Evidence of Abuse: Islamic Religion"
"CloudFlare received an abuse report regarding:<br /><tt>kiwifarms.net</tt>"
"CloudFlare received a DMCA copyright infringement complaint regarding:<br /><tt>kiwifarms.net</tt>"
"Admin refuses to remove private information."

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I propose:

"Because kids these days are wordy faggots."
Dynastia, 08/02/2016

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I call myself retarded, but the DSM disagrees.

 

[sugoi-chan]

"I don't think I'm human for having these emotions. Hatred became my moral compass. Hatred became my master. Hatred has become my weapon of choice. I hold onto hatred and have used it like a fucking shotgun filled with dragon's breath rounds."

- From Soma's 22 minute anti-Chris diatribe: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mrsom...utistic-lets-player.18042/page-2#post-1333560

Introman, though, is definitely part of the gynocratic occult
of this I have no doubt
he feigns masculinism but I think I know better than to trust a heterosexual male to have anything other than submissive deference to the matriarchy
that menstraul discharge is like lunar-wave reflexive magic
it deflects waves of gynic occultic charisma

- @Autphag on skype.

 

[Peter Capaldi]

"No Making a Fetish Video out of Me"

 

[Rolfe DeWolfe]

TheAmazingAxolotl: the only thing dumb bitches with purple hair are a danger to are a healthy head of hair at age 30

 

[chimpburgers]

DO I LOOK ALRIGHT TO YOU? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING ASIAN NIGGER

 

[AnOminous]

RollerCoasterViper59 – Furfar, Dramawhore, Prostitute, Pedo Defender

Wyświetl załącznik 79236

"Yeah I offered my body for prostitution once I got my fursuit. . ."

 

[Rolfe DeWolfe]

@Abortions4All is our newest member. Welcome!

TheAmazingAxolotl: wow I googled "blood on the dance floor" and the two guys look like they're trying to go super saiyan

 

[DuskEngine]

If you use content in a way you are not allowed to, there will be consequences for being misogynoirist and/or breaking international copyright law.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

https://tweetsave.com/queerandxtian/status/714191190728564737
"I despise Kiwis and I think anyone who gets off through bullying turns away from the devil."

 

[*Asterisk*]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/image-jpeg.77928/

We already have a "prescriptive toxic heteromasculinity is a hell of a drug" quote, so I doubt this'll get in. But this is still a great line and I wanted to give a shout out to @GetShrekt for the cap.

 

[YI 457]

"Not K.K.K."

Spoiler: Source

 

[*Asterisk*]

"Not K.K.K."

Spoiler: Source

It's bad enough that it only takes one asshole to ruin things for everyone. Now they have to ruin things for people halfway around the world who've never even heard of them.

At least it's not quite as bad as what's happened to Jains and Sikhs.