random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Vitriol]

It's a terrible thing when police murder an innocent autist just because she charged at them with a knife!

 

[Wallace]

Roll 2D6 for dick size in inches.

 

[Staffy]

"When I fell down in the path of life and needed a hand, who was there to pick me up? Donkey Kong, with his toned muscular body and ape like strength, he carried me through the toughest years of my life.."

 

[LM 697]

• https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1453749394 Null: has the server really been down for 12 hours
• https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1453749394 Null: and nobody called me?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

 

[DuskEngine]

Specifically:

Moon mostly uses other sites for the child pornography. Kiwi farms focuses on the harassment

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Also:

If you want to save your son, and your family name, kiwifarms.net better go down again very, very soon.

 

[Dr. Meme]

https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/1.jpg?1453749394Null: They are literally asking if they could interrogate a cripple over my sex life

 

[CatParty]

I wanna Disney my diaper from Snow White into Pooh and Friends

 

[Donald And The Immigrants]

"Ask your sister if she likes hard boners. See what she says."

From the Is it normal? thread, which I expect will bring many memorable quotes.

 

[John Daker]

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@Thundersteam dont you DARE ever say you were not warned. Champthom was very gracious to you in trying to stop you becoming a lolcow. But you just had to derp along.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kenneth-erwin-englehardt.1869/page-2#post-115080

"I am not a lolcow. I had enough. This is bullshit.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Ahahahahahaha, "peer-review". That's funny. You're intellectually backwards enough to think of scientific empiricism as a legitimate enterprise. That's rich.

 

[Tismo]

This guy is rich.

Nobody. That's your game in pretending to be a scientist. I'm beyond science.

 

[Innocuous]

"The matriarchy cackles like an African shaman who drowns in piss their white tourist customers. How's this meant to impress or intimidate me? It proves my neurofemale psychopathy theory."

"I'm an almost-psychopath (18/40 on the PCL-R; the cut-off in Europe is 24). What can I say?"

 

[Dork Of Ages]

"People often rate my posts dumb or autistic and I'm confused about why my posts are rated those ratings because they aren't dumb and I'm not autistic."

Sorry for doublepost, but this one was from chat and it's killing me

https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4881.jpg?1454831092Lipitor: @Clown Doll,

Spoiler: is it okay

to skullfuck barb with CWC right next to you in the other socket, as long as your pickles and duck don't touch?

 

[cmcki]

Erm, who removed my edit button? I needed to add the word "propagandists" ahead of "neurodiversitard".

Please add this. This is a thing of beauty.

 

[Randall Fragg]

The same Aspergian Sanatan magic inspired by Mongoloid shamanism that we will use to psychically jarr your efforts.

Please add this, this is gold.

 

[VLAD]

Neurotypicality IS a matriarchal disease, and the autistic cobblestones of dead skulls you forge out of us is merely the converse of this phenomenon's inevitable consequences!

 

[JU 199]

A virgin with rage, and a thesaurus.

 

[fuehrer_dessler]

More like a tyrannosaurus cock in his mouth.