random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hrafn]

"am hole" may be the greatest Kevin tweet of all time. It deserves to be immortalized on its own:
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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“am hole”

twitter.com

http://archive.md/uLHDj

In fact, I really think this needs to become the next great meme template.

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Suggesting "am hole" for posterity.
At a glance it looks ridiculous, but as an avid follower of the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe™ it has me wheezing every fucking time.

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

"My accomplishments are because of my character; my failures are because of my identity".
"It’s amazing after thousands of years of recorded human history that this is only now becoming a problem within the last 5 years"
"It’s like touching a hot stove again immediately after finding out it burns."
"People that you hear about on the internet but never see when you go outside."

 

[Rungle]

"RIP Byuu, 2021 - 2022"

 

[Mr Moonface]

Another Pat one, this one is more recent.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1519420076696371200

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

 

[The Marineer]

"I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type you may Remember keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many good Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail." -godess Christine Weston Chanler

 

[Teknorat]

You don't even know as an entrepreneur at 27
years old, what I had to endure to make this cat
dream franchise come true.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/nathen...ats-guy-nathfield.91243/page-25#post-11427015

 

[Product Placement]

on my side of the bed was human faecal matter, so I understood why it wasn't a good time to go down there

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Actually they're more reasonable to me than 4chan is. - Karl Kasarda of guntuber infamy

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Might not quite be what you are looking for but @The Bean Bag's In A Hurry doesn't even know how much this made me laugh.

 

[Janny Jewsh]

Goldmine here:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/dr-matthew-harris-matthew-c-harris.111903/

 

[Turk on the lurk]

When I report your site, it can be sent to Interpol. Your site owner may face a serious fine.

Okay, I'll log out and make sure this thread is buried in history. I wish this subject, which will be buried in history, to be erased soon.

They also posted a photo of a penis that is not mine but shown as my own, possibly of a black man owns. This is disgusting.

Also, my genitals are not black. I am not a black race.

Even if I am Lolcow, this will sink into history over time.

I am a human, you are a human too. Why you just not like think as same with me?

Why you guys just not leave Kiwifarms together and getting a good life? Maybe girlfriend in real life?

Also your parents knows everything that you do in the Kiwifarms? Probably most Kiwi member's not. If they learn this, they will so sad and bad. No any parents wants to see someone making fun of people and supporting a site causes commit suicide.

I just know most of Kiwifarms users are have severe mental illness and inferiority complex. They use Kiwifarms to cover up their downtrodden situation and comfort themselves. Please, go to see a doctor and leave this kind of sites. Get a life.

Joe Biden cannot do anything for take down this kind of sites?

I don't have any friends in real life.

Kiwifarms attacked my videos with dislikes. I can't feel comfortable anymore.

What's wrong if i have some white knight friends?

By the way do you have any advice for making friends in real life easy as possible?

I am sure that there are billions of people who will defend my view. Kiwifarms is actually not as famous as one might think. There is a lot of sharing, but actually not that much. The world population is almost 8 billion.

 

[Blasterisk]

I don't know if " 6 " is in the rotation already from the Greer filings, but it ought to be.







6

 

[Fareal]

Goldmine here:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/dr-matthew-harris-matthew-c-harris.111903/

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“as things get worse for NIGGER kanye west is to blame”

 

[Demolition Lover]

You're a lying sociopath and have been outed as such on multiple fronts. You better get some serious psychological help while you're still young kid, or else you'll end up in prison after you get bored with being a pycho online and begin to look offline to feed your sadism and desire to have power over people (you've already begun to bridge this gap by doxxing people.)

Nothing you say has any credibility, your reputation is toast in this community. Get help, get a psychologist.

-/u/kid_gloves_off

 

[DoubleD]

"Even though I take estrogen twice a day and grew a killer set of tits, I'm still more of a man than you!" - Commander Sterling

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Alex Mahan aka YandereDev.

Spoiler

Adam White aka Chibi

Spoiler

 

[Chantelle's TV]

"Well, your pussy was loose, Faith. Never seen that before on a 19 year old, but there's a first time for everything!"
Ethan 'the Gunt' Ralph

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/page-466#post-11556405

Lolcows do not exist, stalker. That's just the invented label you apply to innocent people to self-justify your criminal harassment and clinical obsession.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/page-542#post-11712010

"Lolcows" do not exist, stalker. It's just the make-believe name given by anonymous sociopaths like yourself as a justification for the crimes you commit against innocent strangers.

 

[Wallace]