random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Return of the Freaker]

Das Rite, if you don't gay-love it then hetero-leave it.

This gave me cancer, good job. I think we have a winning strategy.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bigfoot is a fictional being made up by foot fetishists who want to be dominated by a mythical creature with big feet.

 

[Meat Target]

Polish claws clacked this post without a hint of self-awareness.

I still cannot believe that there is an honest to god lolcow at the center of one of the biggest international crises we've seen since 9/11.

Dirty dirty Cuban cigars that leave a ton of residue behind.

A well placed explosive should take care of this, in Moscow.

Haha, it's not fedposting now is it?

 

[mr.moon1488]

Turns out nuclear war was how we all get isekai’d to generic MMO knockoff universes. Who knew?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Based!
Guess, they call it White Russia for a reason.

TD;LR its Mapgaming, but for people who've had sex

Why hasn't the poll been added to the top of this thread already
Time to sanction the jannies

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Only because he feared the NRA ninjas waiting in the bushes to assassinate him.

When your higher self patronizes you for trying to be healthier so you can feel and move better, maybe you might be talking to a sloth demon or something instead.

 

[Meat Target]

now it's OK to scream that you want NATO forces to roll into Russia and play "Catch the baby with the bayonet!"

 

[Mr Bunny]

What's there to see? It's just a bunch of Russians in camo fucking a horse.

 

[Happy Fish]

I would rate you autistic if i could.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Jesus Christ I can make a better racist story just by recounting my visits to 7/11

OP is worse than a Neo-Nazi. He is- may Allah forgive me for uttering this word- a faggot.

 

[blacksmith tony]

There’s an ass for every seat in Cumtown.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"Run up to a Russian tank. You could win 1000 bucks."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

There was a tranny that wanted to go to the workshop, and the Dianic priestess was having NONE of it, because it was some women's rites(tm) workshops on women's mysteries and women's safety.

 

[Big Nasty]

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[Return of the Freaker]

 

[Blackhole]

Have you considered the possibility that you are a sped?

 

[Big Nasty]

My cat has bigger tits.

How does one vacuum piss-soaked plywood? Anyone?

 

[Meat Target]

There was a time when being on psych meds wasn't a badge of honor.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I've hunted arabs in 2001, Nazis since 2015, and now Russians. I'll earn that blue checkmark.

I'm pro Bullying. It was like an analog social credit score

What is this, a poster for gay marriage?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

In hindsight he probably should not have threatened to Nuke Finland and Sweden.