random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sarah Connor]

that albert fish....he was a real jerk

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Haunted Buick Rendezvous that Uploads YouTube Videos and Gets you Arrested

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

It says a lot about someone's character when you can impersonate their fence and be funny.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

So I looked into what Mossad did after WWII and don't understand how attacking a US Navy ship will do anything about this problem.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Don't ask questions, just consume election and get excited for next election!

I LIVED IT: The Pillsbury Doughboy Mansplained Body Neutrality to Me

I LIVED IT: My Top Surgeon Refused to Replace My Nipples With Ferrero Rocher

This Couple Stopped Gentrifying Brooklyn and Bought 300 Acres of Stolen Land Upstate Instead

Uh Oh! This Woman’s Net Worth Plummeted After Adding Avocado

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Bezos is probably shuttling those ugly bitches into the spotlight using his big amazon cock rocket

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Shawn Phase back at it again!

shawn phase doesnt give two shits about any of this and laughs at all of you.

i also hope empresa gets shot.

walmart tits

DUMB.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I put my name out there. I put photos of myself in diapers. I showed myself for who I am humbly, and you're here doing a fucking victory dance for something you had nothing to do with.

we both like to fuck with people online but im morally superior because i also happen to be a completely undisciplined retard who has ruined his life.

You want me dead? Come do it yourself pussy.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Maybe you should add an orb to your avatar for it to ponder.

 

[Meat Target]

Mi amigo, I sense from a distance, you are beyond fully erect.

This fucking article is fat.

he looks like the unholy buttbaby of John Lithgow and Giovanni Ribisi

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I think I've just stumbled my happy ass into Islamic Content.

sometimes you can just tell you're raising the antichrist and there's nothing you can do about it

 

[Blackhole]

Hooo boy, I can't wait to see this technology refined and then used on politicians and billionaires to artificially live past 100 as the rest of us toil and die by their hands.

The funniest thing is that no one will end up accountable. Hooray.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Meat Target]

What game?

 

[CatParty]

What game?

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/tablet...r-player-for-being-queer.110187/post-10903775

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

How is his face so smooth. What's his secret

"Hey, kids! Are you uncomfortable being touched there? Well, it's okay for grown-ups to touch you there, because I say so! Don't tell your parents, they're just bigots!"

Republicans could enjoy one-party rule if they campaigned solely on the message of "we won't fuck your kids!"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

"WOULD YOU WAIT UNTIL YOUR CHILD IS 14 TO TEACH THEM 1+1=2? NO? WELL THEN SURELY YOU WOULDN'T WAIT UNTIL THEN TO TEACH YOUR CHILD TO SUCK DICK. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M OFF TO THE KOSHER DELI."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Alexa, fuck me up!

I have one of those Alexa things and it’s just sitting in its box. I’m not worried about it spying on me or anything. I just don’t know what to do with it.

This shit exists and people wonder why there's a chip shortage.

"Alexa, I need TP for my bunghole!"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

My black trans dick is the tip of the spear against bigots like you. You kulaks will soon be farmed, like goyim, and we will dilate and luxuriate like an effendi.

 

[NerdShamer]

it's not like anybody is going to track her down