random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[MediocreMilt]

Who's bussy is ready?

Yesss come get this balloon knot

 

[Return of the Freaker]

You don't have to wait for a nuclear catastrophe to get a girlfriend.

 

[Meat Target]

Wyświetl załącznik 3040463
"OK yes 90% of eastern europe has been rendered unihabitable and the super mutants are flooding the continet, but let me explain to you why that's a clear BUY signal..."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

haha man we do a lil' war crimes baby

this is a war crime right?

This seems like it'd be a war crime

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"Why Free Elections are the Enemy of Democracy".

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Fuk u shima melted down and worst case scenario didn't happen. Turd status? Fondled.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

What happened to the great American right to call people niggers?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

No dicks are hard, photos of fellatio are taken which resemble someone taking on a fear factor challenge and absolutely nobody cums. The entire thing looks like captured enemy soldiers being humiliated at gunpoint in flagrant violation of the geneva convention.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

You dare question My Little Pony?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Truuump Cuuuurse~

All I see is a gaping hole and a very sad penis.

I’m pretty sure with that going on underneath your penis, the only way you’re ever gonna be mentally okay again is if you’re dead. Physically I have no fucking idea what you could do even if you detransitioned. Fill it with putty?

Remorse is a very bourgeois emotion.

Someone was a victim of too many rounds of smear the queer.

 

[Blackhole]

You know,at some point collecting furry porn to "troll" you stop being a troll and start just being a guy with a huge furry porn collection.

"sharkhate1.bravejournal.net - so this is all about hate"

"I see a flag from Germany here, another Nazi pigtard, doing bullshit"

"I'm gonna post this to the United Nations"

 

[Two Dollars]

Guys, we did it. Another retarded fatass successfully bullied on the internet. First round is on me.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

This is SO good. Please hide it forever so Yarbles stays in business and continues to steadily produce our milk.

I only have this lovely place to discuss news and events because of the selfless dedication to the N-word, troon-mockery and casual fat-shaming of everyone else here. It creates a little bubble in which I can live unmolested by the Progressives.

Will there be *fingers cooter* BLACK PEOPLE there?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“I know how nuclear reactors work, thank you.” @Mr Moonface

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Why the fuck are you asking the lunatic tranny stalking you what shows she is watching
You're really just shitting up the thread at this point

Stop derailing the thread with your gay ass story you nigger.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[IKOL]

Okay, here
ИІСЕЯ
Is this what you wanted? You wanted to make me say this? Don't you think about poor И people who are killed by ШНІТЕ everyday? Remeber СЕОЯСЕ ФЛОЙД. Remember. He died for your ШНІТЕ sins.

I can't even. I'm shaking rn. *Sigh* You are... I can't even. You ШНІТЕ ИАЗІ made me say the И word. Shame on you. Wait until my bois, girls and non-binary folx on reddit hear this! I will get so much reddit gold. Ugh. I can't even. I think I'm having a PTSD attack.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Imagine 3 perverted men, doped up on morphine, showing off their ""vaginas"" to each other. It's like that American Psycho scene with AmHoles instead of business cards.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

This makes me want to go down to the state DMV and ride up and down in their elevator all day farting.

 

[Meat Target]

All it will take is one more viral tweet and he will be known as the Tolkien of trans crabs whose name will echo throughout the ages. Just you wait and see!

My penis is confused"

 

[NoReturn]

war is the like the ultimate lolcow

War as most Americans experience it is exactly like lolcows.

TLDR troons are a threat to world peace.