random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CuntessMaximus]

Sargon's wife's son
Punctuation is a form of communism i'm not giving it to your Judaic Communist gangster computer God and your Frankenstein control chips

 

[CaddestSlown]

I know you're new here and getting settled in, but the preferred endonym is Kikes.

Edit: also sorry I didn't mention this before, but you're a nigger; post archive links, I'm not fucking clicking on the latin times again

 

[Betonhaus]

I will fuck him up in an overreactathon

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

The fact that HHH is still on Kiwi Farms triggering retards is proof that God is real and has a sense of humor.

 

[Agarathium1066]

The sequel, "Who groomed Roger Rabbit", was way darker than the first movie

 

[Forcey Funtime]

>Jan 21
Rage quit /pol/ and alt chains
Came here to hide from red hats

 

[thhrang]

i see no downsides to doing meth

 

[Aunt Carol]

(note: I took the creative liberty to change dick to cock because it sounds better)

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

If god loves troons, why would he put them in the wrong body?

You have to look at it like you are deployed in a wartime situation. Totally alert, proactively looking for threats, one in the chamber. This is just basic SOP for taking a bus

The elites don’t want you to know this but the trees are free you can take them home.

You know, I don’t think anyone’s body would respond that well to a penis being mangled and shoved in an artificially constructed hole.

You pushed the "Blade Runner" Button. You shouldn't have done that.

There are also non-cannibal-related ways to get it but that is very boring so I pretend those vectors do not exist.

They present some unique and unfortunate challenges for sterilization, kill you in horrifying ways, and to top it off they're linked to cannibalism; but often when people are describing them, they make them sound like an eldritch abomination, which is...well, maybe partially appropriate.

That's why when fighting niggers, you only need three weapons. 1. A gun. 2. A will for survival. 3. An erection.

Remember, survival is about using the tools you have available to you at the moment. Niggas pick a fight with you at the bad dragon factory parking lot or the grocery store produce section? I don't even have to explain. But let's say you are accosted by niggers at the swimming pool? I mean, I'm not sure why they would be there, but there should always be something nearby - Like a pool noodle, for example. There is a selection of nonstop improvised weapons that can always be used.

The goal since the late 40's has been a one world government and the only way that is achieved is by fracturing the first world countries into accepting it. That's why the US and Europe are so into self flatulating.

I'm racist and everything, but even I'm not so racist that I'd let a black boy stab me in the heart and kill me just because I can't stand niggers. That kid must have been really really racist.

I guess he'll identify as a problem the same way as he identifies as a woman: almost exclusively online, fooling nobody.

 

[Not A Cat Person]

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/franci...jo-agony-arena-dunkbunko.196329/post-21153206

do u know what it feels like to tell ur therapist you have a fart fetish its insane

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

I thought this would include a greentext of a /k/ommando who got horny while sleeping with a rifle next to him and decided to stick his dick into the breech of his bolt action rifle. But not it's urethra shenanigans. Fuck...

 

[krack]

Didn't know this site had a point system, just like Reddit!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Common sense loli control???

Imagine if we took away niggers' welfare after they got caught shoplifting (age 5).

Witch and the Hundred Knight certainly was experimental with the whole turning your mom into a mouse and then setting male mice on her to gang rape her thing.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

The biggest and manliest character in the Odyssey is probably Polyphemus the cyclops.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DRAG MY TRANS, AUTISTIC ASS TO THE GULAG

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

go ahead and go back to trading foreskins bc you hate money so much

 

[biggacracka]

TBF Ellen Page made Ellen Page ugly, too.

 

[The Noise]

War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Mailbox is Parking meter

 

[Gentlebastard]

The pseudo-heroic pose is just perfect, I love it

Gentlemen, I believe I have come up with a solution to the ME Question that will satisfy everyone.

Nuke it. If the problem isn't solved, nuke it again until it is.

Man, everyone thinks I'm a nazi just because I tattooed hitlers face on my face and got a kick-ass eagle holding up the buddist luck symbol on my chest. I swear, people are so judgmental!

Before now, you could never have convinced me that you can tell if someone can cook or not based on how they spray olive oil

When was the last time you heard of a LARPing neopagan who wasn't also addicted to at least three different Schedule II controlled substances and also cannabis?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU LOOK LIKE A JEW
YOUR WIFE'S GETTING FUCKED BY A NIGGER
AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO

He ripped a wet fart at exactly 2:04, and no one can make me believe otherwise.

Using old Calvin and Hobbes comics to make political propaganda is really egregious even for reddit.

What seems shocking to others is just another day doomscrolling for me

Sometimes, you're not given a choice. For example, in Mexico, the cartels will kidnap a group of young guys out walking the street together. They blindfold all but one, give him a knife, and tell him to slit his friends' throats. If he refuses, they kill him and go to the next one. They keep doing this until they've found their man.

It's brutal but effective. My organization uses the same technique to recruit database administrators.

 

[Aunt Carol]

lol nice polycule, stupid.

this fucking fake ass “ketubah” is just English and some doodles.

"Hey guys I need some video game suggestions on how to be a better parent"

IDK start with a Tamagotchi you stupid bitch lmao