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[Meowthkip]

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That last comment just missed the fucking joke.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

That feeling when someone I follow reblogs Wil Wheaton on my dash.

The didn't die because they went into the snow in their car, they died because they were high off their ass on meth and wandered around in the frigid cold and didn't realize they were freezing to death because they were high off their fucking asses.

I'm aware of that. I used them because they were a famous story about people getting lost in the snow, and it started because their car broke down in the cold.

 

[Meowthkip]

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That feeling when someone I follow reblogs Wil Wheaton on my dash.

It's a very interesting and frightening anecdote and then you see that fucking Wesley Crusher reblogged it and you're like "ugh."

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

That last comment just missed the fucking joke.

Tbh it makes the joke even funnier.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

It's a very interesting and frightening anecdote and then you see that fucking Wesley Crusher reblogged it and you're like "ugh."

Everything Wil touches is tainted. He ruins everything.

 

[Red Sun]

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How tf is it possible to "decolonize" a thing that was made by whites?

I don't know why "the drow are literally slaves to an evil demon-god who manipulates them into being cruel because it gets her off to watch good people turn bad" is such a hard concept for these people to grasp. Everything else I don't really mind too much because at least it shows more effort than just copy-pasting Forgotten Realms and changing all the names, but fucking come on, if there aren't some people that you can identify immediately as evil based on their appearance, how can you really play D&D in the traditional way? Just play some other RPG if the whole racial dynamic makes you uncomfortable.

Cards against Humanity is a little too edgy for my tastes, but watching everybody take this at face value rather than a heavy-handed mockery of pride month is gonna be fucking great.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

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How tf is it possible to "decolonize" a thing that was made by whites?

What really gets my goat is that OP clearly doesn’t check out a lot of WotC’s extra material on the races of the DnD multiverse and it gets ridiculously complex and rarely boils down to “racism”. “Evil” races are usually so because of an evil divine influence that takes control of their society. On top of that an elf’s skin can be anywhere between pale, blue, gold, bronze, greenish, tan, obsidian, or very deep blue (sometimes others depending on how the setting).

But this is tumblr we’re talking about and everything boils down to something being racist and shieeet.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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Markiplier's fanbase was a mistake.

The whole blog is YouTuber shit-fetish content.
https://smol-owly.tumblr.com/

Took a while, but Senpai noticed us:

(Blog name was changed though https://chubby-owly.tumblr.com/)

 

[Dismaying Tree]

800 fucking words

 

[fishercat]

Porn stars are playing characters, though. They're acting.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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Porn stars are playing characters, though. They're acting.

Let's think about this for a minute. If you choose to act in porn, you do so with the knowledge people are going to sexualize you, and you're okay with that. If you record yourself just playing video games on YouTube, then you probably aren't comfortable with people drawing fetish art of you shitting yourself. Amazing that she can't tell the difference.

 

[Meowthkip]

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Porn stars are playing characters, though. They're acting.

Not very well, but they're acting.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

When you screencap your own tweet and post it on Tumblr.

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

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When you screencap your own tweet and post it on Tumblr.

If your twitter followers are also your tumblr followers, you're doubling the number of times it gets seen, right?! ... right?

Seriously, though... I kinda like this kasaron person. They're probably an evil white male, but anyone who thinks of at least 7 alternatives and uses proper punctuation deserves a tip of the trilby.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I've got better things to do with my time than fight the government. Like.....reading or watching movies.

If your twitter followers are also your tumblr followers, you're doubling the number of times it gets seen, right?! ... right?

Seriously, though... I kinda like this kasaron person. They're probably an evil white male, but anyone who thinks of at least 7 alternatives and uses proper punctuation deserves a tip of the trilby.

I love seeing people give realistic commentary on Tumblr. It gives me hope.

 

[Meowthkip]

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When you screencap your own tweet and post it on Tumblr.

Less than ten years ago these ninnies were crapping their pants over people forming militias against the government. And those guys were more serious about it.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Less than ten years ago these ninnies were crapping their pants over people forming militias against the government. And those guys were more serious about it.

I'm not going to have people who don't leave their homes telling me what to do with my time. I'll do what I want, Tumblr.

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: Sellin' a handbasket

Spoiler: Clean up your act

 

[Meowthkip]

Spoiler: Sellin' a handbasket

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... So where do they get their vegetables then?

Spoiler: Clean up your act

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Wow it sure sounds like a luxury being able to land a job and then immediately squander it by fucking murdering people, smh.

 

[IceGray]

I tell you, the topless meido thing sounds like something right out of an old porno.