Random Tumblr posts

[Fiddleford]

Even cartoon bears aren't safe from Tumblr's gender nonsense.

Whose fucking gender changes when they're hungry?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Whose fucking gender changes when they're hungry?

Pronouns; Hungry/hungrys/hungryself.

 

[Positron]

Pandas feed up to 12 hours a day and spend the rest of time sleeping. They don't have the time to be genderfluid.

 

[TiredConlanger]

Whose fucking gender changes when they're hungry?

Nobody's. They just went full re-tard.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

At least some people on Tumblr have a sense of humor

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

At least some people on Tumblr have a sense of humor

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It's weird to see something genuinely funny from Tumblr. Usually, Tumblr "humor" only comes in three flavors:

1. Jokes about men/white people/straight people/cis people/etc.
2. Lol so random xd humor that sounds like something a toddler would find funny and makes Chris's random-access humor seem like the height of comedic genius by comparison.
3. Memes that were never funny in the first place that become incredibly grating as they get repeated ad nauseam.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

4. "LOL so quirky" jokes about all the hardcore sex they're totally having.

 

[EnixSquared]

HIV is fun guys, don't forget!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I will never understand the AIDS fetish.

 

[Magpie]

HIV/AIDS is pretty much the worst STI in the books, even with modern treatments being able to manage it versus it being the death sentence it was decades ago. I suppose the mentality is once you get it and can't get knocked up as a biological impossibility, there aren't any real consequences left with sex. Take your pills and have a free pass to be filthy and reckless because you've already got the worst in you. Any other STI (save for herpes of course) can be whisked away with a course of antibiotics (not counting the "super gonorrhea" outbreak in Leeds).

At least that's what I think it's rooted in. At any rate it's disgusting, and only gets umpteen times worse when someone gets their rocks off to knowingly infecting someone else without telling them. Squicks all around.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

I will never understand the AIDS fetish.

 

[kidsquid]

I don't know if any of you have watched the "100 Years of Beauty" videos but someone skillfully made a gifset of it, and of course, tumblr always finds a way to complain

 

[Pina Colada]

Spoiler: The witch trials are in the pudding

Spoiler: Taking every word out of the Trans-saurus

Spoiler: Fight-You February

TRANSLATION: Society loves Hairy Harrys, and steps on how I shoehorned women and the LGBTQ community who don't shave into my thoughts. I too decided not to conform to this norm, and am too much of a pussy to come out of my hugbox that is my bedroom. fite me irl bitch see what happens

 

[Positron]

Well women are free to advocate a no-shave event for themselves, but of course making something happen is hard and they don't have the spoons.

It's fragile masculinity that make things happen.

 

[Lunete]

No shave November was started to raise awareness for prostate cancer. A very serious and deadly cancer that affects men.
Not every thing is about you and your leg hair.

 

[fishercat]

"Men aren't the only ones that get prostate cancer." Yeah and men can get breast cancer too but no one ever talks about that. Weird.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Like this person has ever been invited to a party.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Like this person has ever been invited to a party.

Not every day you see someone make a "you must be real fun at parties" joke for you.

 

[Meowthkip]

Like this person has ever been invited to a party.

 

[Herbert West]

Like this person has ever been invited to a party.

Monogamy is arbitrary? How? What?