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[soliloquyR]

I found this shit today:

Spoiler: Maybe NSFW?

Liftphobia is a thing, now.
My brain hurts. This thread is bad for my health.

 

[Loxiozzz]

I found this shit today:

Spoiler: Maybe NSFW?

Liftphobia is a thing, now.
My brain hurts. This thread is bad for my health.

Wow. I can understand stealing if you're dirt poor and can't afford to eat, but if you actually go through a lifting blog it's mostly pics of unneeded items like uggs and expensive bags.

I've seen a lot of tumblr communist supporting this. I don't know much about communism, but wouldn't stealing be punishable? And doesn't stealing hurt the working class? If so, then this is all really backwards.

 

[Tresh]

Wow. I can understand stealing if you're dirt poor and can't afford to eat, but if you actually go through a lifting blog it's mostly pics of unneeded items like uggs and expensive bags.

I've seen a lot of tumblr communist supporting this. I don't know much about communism, but wouldn't stealing be punishable? And doesn't stealing hurt the working class? If so, then this is all really backwards.

You own the mine you work at, you don't own the gold produced by some other mine, or even yours, and to take it is hurting the GLORIOUS COMMUNIST SOCIETY.

AKA yes and they'd get sent to the gulag.

 

[AnOminous]

I've seen a lot of tumblr communist supporting this. I don't know much about communism, but wouldn't stealing be punishable? And doesn't stealing hurt the working class? If so, then this is all really backwards.

In both Soviet Russia and China during the Cultural Revolution, the punishment for theft was worse than death, to an SJW.

Thieves were sentenced to WORK.

 

[sassyma seed]

In both Soviet Russia and China during the Cultural Revolution, the punishment for theft was worse than death, to an SJW.

Thieves were sentenced to WORK.

The horror. I think they'd immediately turn around and say communism is terrible for forcing them into any hard work.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I found this shit today:

Spoiler: Maybe NSFW?

Liftphobia is a thing, now.
My brain hurts. This thread is bad for my health.

So basically the prices of high end luxury goods are a capitalist conspiracy designed to stop normal people from owning high end luxury goods. My god, that's why I only have one nice watch! The man says I can only own 1 car.. well 3.. yea bad example. I actually have to SAVE money for stuff that's expensive god damn. It all starts coming together when you think about it doesn't it.

 

[Hummingbird]

I found this shit today:

Spoiler: Maybe NSFW?

Liftphobia is a thing, now.
My brain hurts. This thread is bad for my health.

All I have to say is fuck these people.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

I found this shit today:

Spoiler: Maybe NSFW?

Liftphobia is a thing, now.
My brain hurts. This thread is bad for my health.

The best thing about the Tumblr shoplifting community is that they tag all their shit, so LP workers and other retail employees can browse through it and know what to keep an eye out for.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

All of these Tumblr blogs are showing that they steal make-up and other unnecessary shit. Shoplifting is not required for keeping your ass alive.

 

[Hummingbird]

All of these Tumblr blogs are showing that they steal make-up and other unnecessary shit. Shoplifting is not required for keeping your ass alive.

I remember this one female comedian who was bragging about how she steals make-up from retail chain stores as a way to get back at the patriarchy.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Spoiler: They must be casting the Spongebob Musical

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That's right. Only the fucking Spongebob musical can save black actresses from unemployment on broadway.

But Sandy is from Texas. There's no sign that she's supposed to be black, just Southern...

Fun fact: Skin Diamond, a black pornstar, played Sandy in the porn adaption of SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm noticing a trend here.

I've seen posts before that say SpongeBob is white because he does tons of shit but never gets in trouble, but Squidward must be black because people constantly abuse him and he's so "woke".

I mean, it's not like it's a cartoon or anything.

They also forget that Squidward is a lazy fuck who often naps on the job and that "black people are lazy" was a pretty pronounced stereotype for a while. Still probably is in some parts of the U.S.

Oh Tumblr. Even when you try to be progressive, you end up being hilariously racist instead.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Fun fact: Skin Diamond, a black pornstar, played Sandy in the porn adaption of SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm noticing a trend here.

That exists? Really?

Do we want to know what SpongeBob's orgasms sound like?

 

[Hummingbird]

That exists? Really?

Do we want to know what SpongeBob's orgasms sound like?

Probably mix of his moaning and his laugh.

 

[shartnado]

We're here, we're queer, and we're going smash capitalism!

 

[Wabbu]

Spoiler: Kids show bullshit

Four year old don't understand metephors?
GUESS WHAT
Four year olds aren't trans either.
Also,who wants to bet that the "trans metaphor" has jack shit to do with trans people?

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Spoiler: Kids show bullshit

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Four year old don't understand metephors?
GUESS WHAT
Four year olds aren't tranny either.
Also,who wants to bet that the "tranny metaphor" has jack shit to do with tranny people?

I actually know what this is all about. The PPG reboot did an episode about a pony who wants to be a unicorn. The creators intended it as an allegory for becoming trans.

It's so hilarious that the people they're aiming for rejected it...

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

For a moment I worried it might be about someone's ridiculous fucking "headcanon".

 

[AnOminous]

Spoiler: Kids show bullshit

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Four year old don't understand metephors?
GUESS WHAT
Four year olds aren't tranny either.
Also,who wants to bet that the "tranny metaphor" has jack shit to do with tranny people?

Oh, yeah, fantastic idea. Have a tranny in a show for 4 year olds, screaming HAVE YOU SEEN MY GIRL CAWK while rampaging through a girl's bathroom.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

We're here, we're queer, and we're going smash capitalism!

I was browsing the tag for my city the other day and I found a blog called "lifterconnect" (or something similar) with someone from my town. I checked the blog and the gal was dumb enough to make this post, containing a photo complete with metadata from the store she was lifting from.

Spoiler

Spoiler: Kids show bullshit

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Four year old don't understand metephors?
GUESS WHAT
Four year olds aren't tranny either.
Also,who wants to bet that the "tranny metaphor" has jack shit to do with tranny people?

Some mangina was bitching about this on Facebook today.

That last comment fucking got me.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Being a lefty lefterton, I, too am not pleased with wage slavery and a bit salty over corporate greed, but lol if you think shoplifting is going to do anything but hurt the people at the bottom the most. When costs go up and profits go down, do you think it's the guys at the top that take the hit? Ha.