Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Inept Sissy]

What do you call Chris with a gun?

Spoiler

Smith & Wesson Chandler

 

[GS 281]

What do you call a religious Wild Game cleaning and prepping supply company located in Arizona's 4th largest city?

Christian Weston-Chandler

 

[Apocalypso]

How do you get Chris into a wrestling match?

Spoiler

Tell him there's Chyna in the ring.

 

[EI 903]

This isn't the Chris jokes thread. That one was locked for a reason.

 

[timtommy]

This isn't the Chris jokes thread. That one was locked for a reason.

(The reason is that the jokes got old really CWCly.)

 

[Stan Marsh]

Are there any pictures of Bob when he was young? From before age started to change his face?

 

[Apocalypso]

Are there any pictures of Bob when he was young? From before age started to change his face?

 

[kookerpie]

Does anyone know where I can find the emails about Chris' recent Target banning, and the letter his mother wrote to Colin?

 

[normankrasner]

what age did Bob have his first heart attack?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Today in Spain we celebrate the equivalent of April fools' day, so I have been reading a lot of crazy fake news on local media...

So, for a minute, I was pretty confused when I saw this last weeny and outlandsih fake update on Chris and wondering since when the fuck did you guys adopted our festivity...

(Until I saw the video )

 

[Stud2Stud]

The jail might very well be the only place on earth where Chris' behaviour will not get him banned.

 

[shoopdawoop6]

I've been reading about Our Pet lolcow being in jail and found the mention of Chris having done something to his neighbor's cat. May I ask what happened? I can't seem to find any information on it anywhere.

 

[Honeyrabbit]

I've been reading about Our Pet lolcow being in jail and found the mention of Chris having done something to his neighbor's cat. May I ask what happened? I can't seem to find any information on it anywhere.

Chris claims in an email to one of the trollsonas in his life (I honestly can't keep up with which is which) to have had his neighbour's cat exterminated by animal control because it was mean to him, although it seems unlikely. Chris is currently in jail because he went into the Fashion Square Gamestop, from which he is banned, in order to vandalise the Sonic Boom display. On his way out, he peppersprayed a guy who hadn't done anything to him, so he's in jail for assault and trespassing. There's a video on the CWCki, the article is "GameStop Assault".

 

[shoopdawoop6]

Chris claims in an email to one of the trollsonas in his life (I honestly can't keep up with which is which) to have had his neighbour's cat exterminated by animal control because it was mean to him, although it seems unlikely. Chris is currently in jail because he went into the Fashion Square Gamestop, from which he is banned, in order to vandalise the Sonic Boom display. On his way out, he peppersprayed a guy who hadn't done anything to him, so he's in jail for assault and trespassing. There's a video on the CWCki, the article is "GameStop Assault".

WOW that's crazy! Thank you very much for responding!

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Getting Chris (and by extension other lolcows) the help he needs is strongly hampered by the cultural discrepancy between him and any psychologist, social worker, carer, judge, etc. All the people who could help or organize help will usually be older than 40 years, and thus will have a hard time understanding Chris's cultural context. They use the internet for information and email, but won't know about image boards or ED. Also, the massive infantilism associated with present-day pop-culture nerddom is alien to them. I once tried to explain bronies to my mother, she absolutely wouldn't get why grown men would build their identity around a cartoon horsie show. She was like: "Hm, well, when I was young there were adults reading Disney comics for fun. But this was just a little pasttime, not a lifestyle or something."

 

[SonChu's Oil Change]

Could the cwcki admins put up a special welcome banner on the front page in anticipation of our new friends from the correctional facility? that would be kinda funny.

 

[AlexisPerry]

Well I wish my dumbass would have noticed this thread earlier. Were the old high school "sweethearts" that Chris was supposedly in contact with on Facebook actually just trolls? Was there some big blowout about this I missed?

 

[CatParty]

Well I wish my dumbass would have noticed this thread earlier. Were the old high school "sweethearts" that Chris was supposedly in contact with on Facebook actually just trolls? Was there some big blowout about this I missed?

A lot of information regarding the recent galpals will be found here http://cwckiforums.com/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/

But (correct me if I am wrong) the recent interactions with all former high school classmates were trolls

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Something I've been wondering, given the context of the Colin emails is, how self-aware Chris is with regards to his situation in life. I don't think there's a non-A-loggy way to put this, but does he actually realise that he's a failure, or does he genuinely believe his own claims that he's done the best he can?

 

[CatParty]

Something I've been wondering, given the context of the Colin emails is, how self-aware Chris is with regards to his situation in life. I don't think there's a non-A-loggy way to put this, but does he actually realise that he's a failure, or does he genuinely believe his own claims that he's done the best he can?

I don't think he's reflecting on himself as much as he's parroting tropes about rich or successful people. He thinks these would insult Colin