Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[ToroidalBoat]

What was "Honor Roll" expecting with the "Attraction Sign"? Did the fat imbecile really expect some supermodel to just stroll into McDonald's as he stuffs his fat face while derping around, and just bluntly ask him out right then and there? I guess if it did work, he'd excitedly call his mom and derp at her that his "Love Quest" is finally over.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What was "Honor Roll" expecting with the "Attraction Sign"? Did the fat imbecile really expect some supermodel to just stroll into McDonald's as he stuffs his fat face while derping around, and just bluntly ask him out right then and there?

Yes. He thought a boyfriend-free girl would see it and ask him out.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Yes.

Wonder just what he'd expect her to say. Probably something from TV...

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

What was "Honor Roll" expecting with the "Attraction Sign"? Did the fat imbecile really expect some supermodel to just stroll into McDonald's as he stuffs his fat face while derping around, and just bluntly ask him out right then and there? I guess if it did work, he'd excitedly call his mom and derp at her that his "Love Quest" is finally over.

I still think the theory that Chris would hang around on college campuses, see some girl standing outside, then her boyfriend comes up and she gets excited and they hug and both go off together really fucked him up. He probably thought they didn't know each other, and it was love at first sight, then he thought that girls just didn't know he was looking and that's why none of them did the same thing to him, thus the sign.

 

[D is for Stupid]

What was "Honor Roll" expecting with the "Attraction Sign"? Did the fat imbecile really expect some supermodel to just stroll into McDonald's as he stuffs his fat face while derping around, and just bluntly ask him out right then and there? I guess if it did work, he'd excitedly call his mom and derp at her that his "Love Quest" is finally over.

Short answer, yes or at least land a date.

Long answer, yes, anytime he spammed entries for contests he actually won a few. Probadly his logic is that if does the same he should get his dream boyfriend free girl. He has tried online but it didn't work out.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Short answer, yes or at least land a date.

As that "Ivy Saga" showed, he'd likely plan dates in advance -- with parents involved -- and he'd think it would mean "basically promised" "hanky panky" with the third date.

tried online but it didn't work out

Was that where that freak tried some dating sites?

(Dating profiles - CWCki)

 

[Stinkyboy]

Long answer, yes, anytime he spammed entries for contests he actually won a few.

one contest
he got pissed off every other time he didnt win a la adam stackhouse target shooting

 

[The Un-Clit]

one contest
he got pissed off every other time he didnt win a la adam stackhouse target shooting

This is correct. He lucked out and won the Sanic sweepstakes at KB Toys when he was a kid and this had a massive effect on his mindset from then on, both in becoming a Sonic the Hedgehog mega-fan and in how he viewed contests.

He expected he could do the bare minimum and 'win' any contest he entered into because he was autistic (and made sure the contest runners knew it) and thus deserved to win no matter what. When reality didn't meet his expectations, he flew into a rage about it (much like Russell Greer) because "I just won" once before, and that means I should always 'just win' again!

 

[Optimus Prime]

This is correct. He lucked out and won the Sanic sweepstakes at KB Toys when he was a kid and this had a massive effect on his mindset from then on, both in becoming a Sonic the Hedgehog mega-fan and in how he viewed contests.

He expected he could do the bare minimum and 'win' any contest he entered into because he was autistic (and made sure the contest runners knew it) and thus deserved to win no matter what. When reality didn't meet his expectations, he flew into a rage about it (much like Russell Greer) because "I just won" once before, and that means I should always 'just win' again!

Which in turn has eventually ended up with him believing he's a manifestation of God, multiple times over, and his will can be made manifest into reality I.E. "I want to win this contest, therefore I will win it by default."

Probably worth noting that he wasn't even the only winner - some other girl also won and in a perfect contrasting display shared the prize money with her classmates.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"I just won"

Which in turn has eventually ended up with him believing he's a manifestation of God, multiple times over, and his will can be made manifest into reality I.E. "I want to win this contest, therefore I will win it by default."

comment on "Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes" on YT:

It's not the video itself that's horrifying, it's the knowledge of what it has caused.

What we're looking at is a single bolt on a train track. It may not look like much, but once the train hits that bolt, it derails, crashing into a quiet, rural Virginia subdivison and spills 30 tanker cars worth of diesel which catch fire and explode, vaporizing everything within a quarter mile radius.

This contest derailed the train that is Christian Weston Chandler.

 

[D is for Stupid]

one contest
he got pissed off every other time he didnt win a la adam stackhouse target shooting

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_contests

He had won a couple before stack house and applied for many before and after.