Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I can only imagine the facebook post he would make if Chris got busted for soliciting prostitution.

 

[Mr. 0]

Re: Random DIE, CHRIS thought/question thread

Anyone wondering what kind of TV dinners they'll be having for Thanksgiving this year?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

If black girls aren't acceptable as sweethearts because Crystal has to be white, why are Asians okay?

Yellow fever, attending a Korean church for years likely had something to do with it, and Eurasian babies look "whiter" than mixed niggo/Chris-chan babies do.

I just assume it has to do with that Chris is extremely loose in his convictions. If a black woman were to hit on him today I find it hard to think he'd give too much of shit.

He'd also say something extremely ignorant so I doubt it would turn out well in the end.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Re: Random DIE, CHRIS thought/question thread

Anyone wondering what kind of TV dinners they'll be having for Thanksgiving this year?

His brand of choice was Healthy Choice as far as a couple of years back for what it's worth.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I can only imagine the facebook post he would make if Chris got busted for soliciting prostitution.

It would only serve to deepen his distrust of police officers (I mean, a nice lady offering a reasonable price for a snog was in cahoots with jerkops?! For shame.) On top of that, the arresting officer and/or undercover cop would immediately shoot to the top of his shit list.

Not to mention what Barb would have to say about it...

 

[Christ-Chan]

Has his delusion that all women are angels been dispelled by now? Because it seems like his delusion that all women are angels should have been dispelled by now (his idea that all men are jerks remaining unchanged).

 

[Holdek]

Re: Random DIE, CHRIS thought/question thread

Anyone wondering what kind of TV dinners they'll be having for Thanksgiving this year?

His brand of choice was Healthy Choice as far as a couple of years back for what it's worth.

For Thanksgiving?

 

[Pikonic]

Re: Random DIE, CHRIS thought/question thread

Anyone wondering what kind of TV dinners they'll be having for Thanksgiving this year?

His brand of choice was Healthy Choice as far as a couple of years back for what it's worth.

For Thanksgiving?

He has no real close family he'll go to, Barb ain't cooking.
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I made spaghetti.

 

[Marvin]

Has his delusion that all women are angels been dispelled by now? Because it seems like his delusion that all women are angels should have been dispelled by now (his idea that all men are jerks remaining unchanged).

He's probably just going to resort to regarding specific women as evil trolls. He'll still maintain that womankind, at least, are still angels. Although if a woman tried to talk to him on the street, I'm sure he'd be paranoid about her being a troll.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Re: Random DIE, CHRIS thought/question thread

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I made spaghetti.

I hope she made lotsa spaghetti

There's really no reason to assume they celebrate any holidays, unless Marvin knows something. Unless he gets into a fight with a manajerk or troll, everyday is like the day before.

Chris leads a bleak life of his choosing. He gets no holidays or vacations, nor does he get any meaningful social contact.

 

[Charon]

*If* they do anything for Thanksgiving, it will be going to a buffet place or family restaurant, or a place like Sizzler, most if not all of which serve Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners. Better than q-sands or TV dinners. There may be community Thanksgiving dinners at different places in Charlottesville, I'm going to one here this year that has vegetarian and vegan options due to my city's culture. (love dem nut roasts & Tofurky)

But most likely q-sands from Mickey D's (most open on holidays) or Sheetz (being a gas station, is probably always open), which seems to be their usual diet.

 

[Varis]

It has been three months since Chris posted the answers to his riddle, so would it be alright to start a thread about it? I'm asking first because, IIRC, the past threads were all locked.

I mean, what IS the connection between the Pittsburg Pirates and lemon almond cake?

...wait.

It's scurvy, isn't it?

Double-derp, I remembered the riddle wrong.

 

[LBJParty]

To what extant is Chris-chan known outside the English Speaking World?

Enough of a following to one day translate the cwcki into a foreign language?

 

[Marvin]

To what extant is Our Pet Lolcow known outside the English Speaking World?

Enough of a following to one day translate the cwcki into a foreign language?

I'd imagine that Chris' foreign popularity is dependent on the strength of the english language and/or the effectiveness of available English language translators.

 

[applecat]

To what extant is Our Pet Lolcow known outside the English Speaking World?

Enough of a following to one day translate the cwcki into a foreign language?

I'd imagine that Chris' foreign popularity is dependent on the strength of the english language and/or the effectiveness of available English language translators.

I can't help but feel that a lot of Chris' best moments (ie, every CWCism) would be lost in translation. "Mémoires chié sales?" "Calzoncillos sucios cagó?" "더러운 허튼 적요?"

 

[LBJParty]

Also, why did Barb help advocate for Chris at the GAME PLACE?

She seems to advocate for Chris in all the wrong things.. She cared about him getting banned from his vidya/card game store, but not about his schoolwork.. Seriously... someone should have helped CWC with that "Song of Christian" video....

Anyway, did she take on the Jew Synder? Out of love and compassion or out of selfishness?

To defend her baby and give him a fun place to hang out? Or did she do it because she wanted a place that would keep Chris away from her for at least a few hours every day?

 

[CatParty]

Also, why did Barb help advocate for Chris at the GAME PLACE?

She seems to advocate be engaged in all the wrong things... She cared about him getting banned from his vidya/card game store, but not his homework.. Seriously... someone should have helped him with that "Song of Christian" video....

Anyway, did she take on the Jew Synder out of compassion or selfishness?

To defend her baby and give him a fun place to hang out? Or did she do it because she wanted a place that would keep Chris away from her for at least a few hours every day?

free babysitter

she had done this previously with toys r us and other stores.

 

[Pikonic]

Also, why did Barb help advocate for Chris at the GAME PLACE?

She seems to advocate be engaged in all the wrong things... She cared about him getting banned from his vidya/card game store, but not his homework.. Seriously... someone should have helped him with that "Song of Christian" video....

Anyway, did she take on the Jew Synder out of compassion or selfishness?

To defend her baby and give him a fun place to hang out? Or did she do it because she wanted a place that would keep Chris away from her for at least a few hours every day?

free babysitter

she had done this previously with toys r us and other stores.

Yeah. I worked at a pool and frequent my friends LAN center, this happens all the time. It's not a barb thing, it's a tired mom thing.

 

[cmcki]

This has probably been mentioned, but I can't find it...

Why hasn't Chris self-published Sonichu on something like Amazon? It's completely free on Kindle, and he'd be a published author... I don't think it costs that much (other than royalties) to publish print-on-demand books even.

 

[haina]

This has probably been mentioned, but I can't find it...

Why hasn't Chris self-published Sonichu on something like Amazon? It's completely free on Kindle, and he'd be a published author... I don't think it costs that much (other than royalties) to publish print-on-demand books even.

The minute Chris starts making money from Sonichu, Sega and Nintendo would be down on him like a ton of bricks.