Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mongo0o]

Omg what speds who want YouTube hits! Call their mother, we got another @Copitz on our hands.

Visiting an exceptional individual that you've been a fan of just to say hello doesn't necessarily equal being a ween/attention whore. Neither does making a reddit post about it. Granted, Copitz is a soy dripping faggot who eventually turned to using a tard for hits.

Chris needs more positive interactions like this, dorky fucks like him who don't encourage his delusions. The only problem is that he's such a narcissistic asshole that he'll probably end up either ignoring them or annoying them.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris needs more positive interactions like this, dorky fucks like him who don't encourage his delusions. The only problem is that he's such a narcissistic asshole that he'll probably end up either ignoring them or annoying them.

Not his merge delusions, but they do encourage his delusions about having fans. He had legit social interactions from his game club friends, but decided to give that up for his imaginary friends instead.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Haha NOBODY prefers a Ford Focus. You settle for that shit when it’s the last thing in your leasing price range.

Same thing occurred to me but then I remembered it's Chris, and the autism doesn't like change.

 

[Doughnut boy]

Haha NOBODY prefers a Ford Focus. You settle for that shit when it’s the last thing in your leasing price range.

But then, at this point in Chris's fucked up finacial reality, even leasing a newish Focus is as out of reach as most people pining after a Bugatti.

Stuck without wheels I'd say poor Chris but really he only has himself to blame

 

[Tikbalang]

Not his merge delusions, but they do encourage his delusions about having fans. He had legit social interactions from his game club friends, but decided to give that up for his imaginary friends instead.

We know that his spouses are just an extension of himself. Basically prefers to interact with a mirror.

Chris is playing into Sockness's sex fantasies.

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This is the pic they're talking about:

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I remember the guy who wrote Chris-Jacob homoerotic story. They better brush their teeth and drink listerine if they want it to happen.

Godmod

 

[A Grey Cat]

Someone on Reddit drove to Chris's house to meet him the other day.

r/ChrisChanSonichu - [NSFW] Look who i met the other day. (I'm in the back lol)

121 votes and 108 comments so far on Reddit

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Chris looks like he's about to cry from having real human contact for the first time in ages

And of course he has to praise Tara strong

 

[Hitagi Senjougahara]

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The weens crowd are just getting more and more pathetic and exceptional looking.

 

[Tikbalang]

And of course he has to praise Tara strong

The only DC movies he watched are this and Lego movies.

Some DC fan: Did you know Raven's other voice actress is Taissa Farmiga?
Chris: Who?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

The only DC movies he watched are this and Lego movies.

Some DC fan: Did you know Raven's other voice actress is Taissa Farmiga?
Chris: Who?

The girl from American Horror Story. Yup, I'm sure he's never watched that. It's not happy clappy fruity candyass unicorns and plastic toys.

 

[Tikbalang]

The girl from American Horror Story. Yup, I'm sure he's never watched that. It's not happy clappy fruity candyass unicorns and plastic toys.

The only mature-themed film he'll only watch is porn

 

[Spergichu]

Stuck without wheels I'd say poor Chris but really he only has himself to blame

Don’t worry, when the Merge happens, he’ll get SON-CHU back.

The only DC movies he watched are this and Lego movies.

Some DC fan: Did you know Raven's other voice actress is Taissa Farmiga?
Chris: Who?

Yep, stick Chris in front of mature capeshit like the live action Titans and watch him slink back and immediately lose interest the instant actual violence is shown.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

The only mature-themed film he'll only watch is porn

It's not really that much of mature content if it is horsies rule-34.

 

[Floop]

We know that his spouses are just an extension of himself. Basically prefers to interact with a mirror.

I remember the guy who wrote Chris-Jacob homoerotic story. They better brush their teeth and drink listerine if they want it to happen.

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Godmod

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Chris didn’t find the animation funny because he jerks off to all the things it made fun of and he feels personally attacked.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris won't quit on the Slime stuff.

Btw, that bodyguard/vest line refers to the time Chris brought his imaginary friend Discord over to the End Games Pokemon club and thought his friends there would notice him...

The End Games - CWCki

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[Alex Krycek]

Chris won't quit on the Slime stuff.

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Get rid of the slime in Arizona and it might start invading Virginia. Just saying....

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I love how chris thinks a lord of chaos would slavishly take orders from him and kill all his enemies for him. Really highlights that 6-year-old mentality he's got.

 

[A Grey Cat]

The only DC movies he watched are this and Lego movies.

Some DC fan: Did you know Raven's other voice actress is Taissa Farmiga?
Chris: Who?

I'll bet he doesn't even know what DC comics technically stands for.

 

[Rupin]

I'll bet he doesn't even know what DC comics technically stands for.

Wouldn't Chris being friends with Discord make him a villain as well? I mean, he already friends with Graduon his former archnemesis.

 

[Spergichu]

Chris didn’t find the animation funny because he jerks off to all the things it made fun of and he feels personally attacked.

He didn't like it because Sonic's arms kept swapping to BLUE

 

[troon patrol]

Can someone give me a rundown of the "slime" thing that is referenced? I know this is somehow part of the merge, everywhere chris doesn't like is going to be "slimed" post-merge?

Reading Chris' tweets he's aware his 2007 self had his mind more together, my fucking mind was blown till I read the part how he's currently "recovered".