Containment Random Chris Updates

[Francis Dollarhyde]

Anyone got an archive version of this? Twitter tells me to fuck off from this link.

Pls archive if you can. I know it's a pain in the ass but it stops content being deleted and lost.

Not really. The right plugin makes it a literal 1 click. Uploading is more effort. I downloaded a mass amount of shit from some cows. Need to clean up the mess.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Look at all that stuff in the background he's bought
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Chris is the new tranny pope, now, kiss his cock ring!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Not really. The right plugin makes it a literal 1 click. Uploading is more effort. I downloaded a mass amount of shit from some cows. Need to clean up the mess.

Thank you!

My god, could he fit any more rings on his fingers? He has two (at least) on each finger. No wonder the metal detector at the courthouse shrieked repeatedly at him.

This looks like it was filmed in a toy warehouse.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Chris is the new tranny pope, now, kiss his taint ring!

FTFY

 

[zap2theextreme]

did he mean to take a picture but recorded it instead?

If Chris were any more intelligent I'd call this avant-garde but considering Chris it's more less avant-tard.

I think this is him demonstrating his "psychic" abilities. Look it moved all on it's own! He didn't even move it!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Don't understand this video at all. If it's supposed to be proof of his telekinetic powers then that's a fail. He just holds the figurine while slightly pushing his index finger; once it falls down you can see him retract his index finger to the original position. Or I'm wrong and cartoon ponies are for reals.

 

[Rogowski]

Looks like Chris had a stoke and lost all use of the fingers on his right hand.

F

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Guided lucid dreaming and astral projection would work for him

I guess now it does suck that Chris has truly grasped Lucid Dreaming. Damaging or not, it's a real phenomenon that we often did as children since weed and booze weren't a part of our lives.

But trust me, it's real. It happened to me once

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/lucid-dreaming-by-tk.40703/

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Thank you!

My god, could he fit any more rings on his fingers? He has two (at least) on each finger. No wonder the metal detector at the courthouse shrieked repeatedly at him.

This looks like it was filmed in a toy warehouse.

Interdimensional pimpin’ ain’t easy.

 

[GhostBird50]

New video from Chris

https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1144353909290545160?s=21

I'm loving the lack of context to this. it's like a new form of the waffle falling over video but I bet you this isn't a video showing off how Chris has triumphantly survived a stroke with only the loss of his hands and more merge mind powers or something

 

[Quixotic Son]

I think this is him demonstrating his "psychic" abilities. Look it moved all on it's own! He didn't even move it!

Gravity's a bitch, innit?

 

[Wraith]

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I haven't noticed this before, but what's with all the rings on his hand? Is he trying to be a morbidly obese unemployed untalented Sammy Davis Jr. or something?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I haven't noticed this before, but what's with all the rings on his hand? Is he trying to be a morbidly obese unemployed untalented Sammy Davis Jr. or something?

My guess is he's probably seen some girls (or gay guys or drag queens, considering he hangs out with da homos now) who wear several rings on each hand and decided to copy them because he thinks it'll make him look more feminine, and being Chris he's taken it a step too far and piled on a ton of cheap rings from eBay or Claire's or wherever.

 

[Tikbalang]

Thank you!

My god, could he fit any more rings on his fingers? He has two (at least) on each finger. No wonder the metal detector at the courthouse shrieked repeatedly at him.

This looks like it was filmed in a toy warehouse.

"A married life ain't real if there's no wedding ring. Ten wives, ten rings"

 

[GhostBird50]

I haven't noticed this before, but what's with all the rings on his hand? Is he trying to be a morbidly obese unemployed untalented Sammy Davis Jr. or something?

Nah im getting more of one of those confrontational black woman vibs. You know the ones where you start talking shit and they start taking the rings off. Imagine someone says they cant see sonichu and chris just becomes really sassy shouts "ah hell nah !" And just starts taking many rings off.

But my questions are
1. Does he take them off before he sleeps ?
2. How does he not have thanos fingers from cutting off his blood circulation with 3 rings on each of his fingers
And
3. What are those actually made of ?

 

[PT 940]

Nah im getting more of one of those confrontational black woman vibs. You know the ones where you start talking shit and they start taking the rings off. Imagine someone says they cant see sonichu and chris just becomes really sassy shouts "ah hell nah !" And just starts taking many rings off.

But my questions are
1. Does he take them off before he sleeps ?
2. How does he not have thanos fingers from cutting off his blood circulation with 3 rings on each of his fingers
And
3. What are those actually made of ?

I wear one ring all the time and every time I wash my hands I have to move the ring to dry under it. So assuming he doesn't wash or washes them a lot, it's either gross or always wet under them *cringe

 

[Arthur Calwell]

Back on drawing track | Christine Weston Chandler on Patreon

Official Post from Christine Weston Chandler: Hey, everyone. I most humbly apologize for the lack of content and book shipment all of this time. I have sincerely been preoccupied between my actual duties as CPU Blue Heart over Cwcville and Comma, and the funds I got from y’all ended up...

www.patreon.com

Someone's feeling the squeeze

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

First he shoves Night Star front and centre on a SONICHU cover, now he does the same with his Blue Heart CPU Wank.

I'm here for the Electric Hedgehog Pokemons, Chris. Start delivering.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Back on drawing track | Christine Weston Chandler on Patreon

Official Post from Christine Weston Chandler: Hey, everyone. I most humbly apologize for the lack of content and book shipment all of this time. I have sincerely been preoccupied between my actual duties as CPU Blue Heart over Cwcville and Comma, and the funds I got from y’all ended up...

www.patreon.com

Someone's feeling the squeeze

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First page is almost literally shot for shot from Rosechu’s story in places, no surprises there.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I'm loving the lack of context to this

I checked his twitter to see reactions and it's kind of funny how nobody knew what the fuck this shit was supposed to mean at first (me included).

The moron had to add #PSYCHICPOWERS later to make it clear.