Containment Random Chris Updates

[Deadpool]

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Chris is trying super hard to convince others he's got REAL legit psychiatric help, while denounced Dr. Phil.

Dr. Phil? Fuck that guy and his stupid "medical degrees". Give me an autistic faggot who pretends to be a wolf who talks to other autistic faggots who pretend to be ponies! I mean accountants are pretty much just like psychiatrists anyway.

 

[Eugene90]

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Wow...Chris, don't flatter yourself. Nevermind Dr Phil, I doubt any overseas or doctors living faraway would even bother to spend a second with gigantic manchild like you.

Also, gotta love how he calls the works of continuing the "Merge" as his call of "destiny" as if he's some sort of Chosen One.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Dr Phil is amazing and would never allow a literal attention starved drama queen on his show like Chris. I say this knowing he's had Daniella Bergoli on his show. Dr. Phil does legitimately help people, in return, they provide entertainment.

1. Chris doesn't want help
2. Chris never gives anything in return.

 

[Eugene90]

Dr Phil is amazing and would never allow a literal attention starved drama queen on his show like Chris. I say this knowing he's had Daniella Bergoli on his show. Dr. Phil does legitimately help people, in return, they provide entertainment.

1. Chris doesn't want help
2. Chris never gives anything in return.

Chris is a self-important transvestite. Of course he won't want to think of giving major repayment even if some people did something good for him in his pathetic life.

All those claims of him wanting to spread kindness and "help each other" are in the end -- ultimately meant to serve to inflate his deluded ego.

 

[ShanghaiGuy]

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First of all "Not Ever". The word is never Chris, no wonder your "Achievements" weren't recognized at high school.

Second, I bet once money gets tight again and Chris started ebegging he'd fly out for a couple hundred dollars and a free set of Lego.

 

[fiu0cm]

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Chris almost went a month without talking about the dimension shit, and over a month since mentioning the merge specifically.

 

[Eugene90]

Chris almost went a month without talking about the dimension shit, and over a month since mentioning the merge specifically.
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Just a mere month for him to regress back to his obsession.

Why am I not surprised?

 

[No_one]

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Chris is trying super hard to convince others he's got REAL legit psychiatric help, while denounced Dr. Phil.

"I have spoken". Sounds like "I have shat myself. Among which."

But in some CWC twisted way, it makes sense he wants to talk to some imaginary character as his psychiatrist. A human can't help our CPU-hedgehog-goddess.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Chris is a self-important transvestite.

Possibly one of the best descriptions of Chris so far. Just add 'deluded and autistic' and it's perfect.

 

[Deadpool]

Chris almost went a month without talking about the dimension shit, and over a month since mentioning the merge specifically.
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The Brony shit must still be bugging him, and maybe his birthday being shit is bothering him. Chris uses the merge as a crutch to escape from cold hard reality .

 

[Slowinthemind]

Only by mail? What the fuck?
Does Chris think that mail is the only remaining way trolls can't mess with him?

Chris recieves two turds a week in the post, I want to know who is sending the other one.

 

[Tikbalang]

In therapy, there's a phrase " Help you help yourself ", the professional can't help Chris without his consent.
Unless we put chris on some CIA-type of brainwashing, or torturing cryzel / sylvanna as ultimatum to go to Dr. Phil.

For a natural consent , he needs to have something to lose because of his actions and regret from it. But with his high ego, it won't happen (Megan / Crystal drawing, Bob's Death, House Burning, etc)

 

[RustyNail(her)]

I am convinced his therapist at Region 10 isn't very good. They probably just ask how his week has been and zones out while he goes on about being blocked, LEGOs, My Little Pony, etc.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I am convinced his therapist at Region 10 isn't very good. They probably just ask how his week has been and zones out while he goes on about being blocked, LEGOs, My Little Pony, etc.

Probably just another talk therapist and not a real psychiatrist.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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I have no idea what joke is supposed to be here...if I am honest.

The joke is that while he tweeted that random gif...he was actually sitting on his feces the whole time!!

 

[Mr. 0]

Probably just another talk therapist and not a real psychiatrist.

Doesn't explain why he's been latching so hard onto an OC therapist though when he didn't even bring it up before.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris is woman.
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"The real AquaDiamond"

Idiot. There's a difference between an OC and a Handle.

So does the Real TrippinKahlua live in C-197 and is best buds with you Chris?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Doesn't explain why he's been latching so hard onto an OC therapist though when he didn't even bring it up before.

I just figured it's because he can have this "therapist" say whatever he wants him to, instead of having to hear things that exceed the Hurtful Truth Level all the time. That therapy session video is literally just him whining about his life and then having "Dr. Wolf" tell him that he's suffered more than anyone else, that he's done nothing wrong, and that it's everyone else's fault for not being kind and empathetic enough. It probably also helps that Dr. Wolf's creator apparently isn't on Twitter, so he can't block Chris or tell him to fuck off the way the other bronies have been doing.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Chris' obfuscation is long-winded as ever, but to me those tweets just read that he doesn't want to be put in a situation where he's forced to admit that the merge and his being a goddess in any dimension is bullshit.

His 37th birthday just passed and he spent it in the same way as he has for much of the past decade, home alone with his elderly mother and various pets. I don't blame him for wanting an escape, but at the same time he's ignoring some glaringly obvious evidence that there is no merge afoot.

 

[Time of Space]

So his shrink at Region 10 is still the court-ordered thing from his docket or whatever it was called? The "behave and you get movie tickets" thing.

What would happen if the conclusion that therapist would get to (after that court-ordered time period is over) were that Chris is entirely unwilling to actually work on the problems that got him in legal trouble?

I know nothing about US courts and shit but would it be safe to assume that everyone involved would just say "not my fucking problem anymore" and that he would slip away like the teflon tard he is?