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Chris couldn't last one day without bringing up the merge again. Also, he's not going to MAGFest because nobody set up a panel for him.
 
Because now he is a goddess and everyone should pray to him and bow down before his feet. Or he is just stupid as always. Pick your poison
 
TrunksFromDragonballGT powiedział(a):
Why would he even think about showing his face again at TooManyGames after what happened last year?
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Because Chris thinks that all he has to do is apologize a lot and all will be forgiven, no matter what he's done. Like, he tried apologizing to Megan after she found out about ShecameforCWC, he repeatedly tried to apologize to Michael Snyder after getting kicked out of the Game Place for being an obnoxious creep, and he apologized to the Asperpedia Four in Sonichu 10 while they were being brutally murdered for their supposed crimes against God-Mayor CWC and his precious children. Unfortunately for him, people have generally refused to accept his apologies, because it's clear that he doesn't really mean it and is just trying to get something he wants by making a melodramatic show of remorse.

I figure he'll try apologizing to the TMG people and claiming that he's "better" and has matured, etc etc, and then he'll get buttmad if they tell him to hit the bricks and have a shitfit about it on Twitter.
 
Alpha Centauri powiedział(a):
The first post. "I met god and the other deities personally and offline"
Somebody is messaging Chris on twitter and telling him they are god.
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Or he's been smoking weed and is interpreting his experiences while high as a kite as "seeing God."

Also Chris confirmed he went off his anxiety meds, so that supports the ssri brain shocks theory.
 
Second_Missing_Primarch powiedział(a):
Because Chris thinks that all he has to do is apologize a lot and all will be forgiven, no matter what he's done. Like, he tried apologizing to Megan after she found out about ShecameforCWC, he repeatedly tried to apologize to Michael Snyder after getting kicked out of the Game Place for being an obnoxious creep, and he apologized to the Asperpedia Four in Sonichu 10 while they were being brutally murdered for their supposed crimes against God-Mayor CWC and his precious children.
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Telling Megan he only drew disgusting porn of her because otherwise he'd have to rape her wasn't much of an apology.
 
If the red tape is the main thing delaying the merge, could it be Pmurt is actually the one trying to save about half of Earth's population from perishing because of some autistic fantasies?
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AnOminous powiedział(a):
Telling Megan he only drew disgusting porn of her because otherwise he'd have to rape her wasn't much of an apology.
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IIRC, he copy-pasted "I'm so sorry" or something like that into an email a bunch of times, and when that didn't work he moved straight into being hilariously creepy and gross about it. In the end, of course, it still boils down to "Chris is an emotionally stunted dumbass who doesn't get how apologies work."
 
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