Containment Random Chris Updates

[Time of Space]

Chris liking a BronyCon video. He's in the audience in the third row.

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Bronycon was made for Chris, just look how well he blends in. It's like an autistic herd of zebras.

 

[I_Swallow_Ice_Cubes]

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Jesus, look at that room of sad schmucks. Zoom in on any cluster and it's like a living fucking internet meme.

I love the literal neckbeard right behind the dude in the bandanna

 

[DeathHeat]

This is the last Bronycon, correct?

 

[Mason Verger]

This is the last Bronycon, correct?

That's if Chris will be even able to go, they're down to one very unreliable car.

 

[I_Swallow_Ice_Cubes]

That's if Chris will be even able to go, they're down to one very unreliable car.

hitchhike.jpeg

or begforacar.jpeg

 

[Jacob Sockness]

Hey man Chris is still a prostitute. if you save up nothings stopping you.

Oh yeah, I'll need $5,000 for that alone. Buying a Chris hooker for 5 days straight, won't be cheap either. I should start a gofundme page for this mission. Both of us are sterile now, I was hoping she could since I can't. Either way, making out sounds good.

But you're fat and gross.

Fat and clean, squeaky clean mean.

You have Chris's address. If you truly love him, go to him.

She'll probably call the cops and ask them to throw me in her house, Dungeons of Doom. That All Star video made it clear, no porn here. Both of us are broken; what now? I doubt she has my daddy's hands to make it bigger.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Fat and clean, squeaky clean mean.

She'll probably call the cops and ask them to throw me in her house, Dungeons of Doom. That All Star video made it clear, no porn here. Both of us are broken; what now? I doubt she has my daddy's hands to make it bigger.

Is this like some next level Tim and Eric type comedy where it's not funny at all? Some kind of dedicated troll account? Null's alt?

 

[Mason Verger]

Fat and clean, squeaky clean mean.

She'll probably call the cops and ask them to throw me in her house, Dungeons of Doom. That All Star video made it clear, no porn here. Both of us are broken; what now? I doubt she has my daddy's hands to make it bigger.

Give it up, man. Chris is a choosy begger and you damn well know it.

That said, I think you should ghost hunt 14 BLC instead, since you're a paranormal investigator. Reports are the day lily garden is haunted and Bobs moans have been heard in videos after his death.

 

[Picklechu]

Give it up, man. Chris is a choosy begger and you damn well know it.

That said, I think you should ghost hunt 14 BLC instead, since you're a paranormal investigator. Reports are the day lily garden is haunted and Bobs moans have been heard in videos after his death.

It's true, the ghost of a small child grabbed a brave troll field agent several years ago. RIP JenkinsJinkies.

 

[Done]

That's if Chris will be even able to go, they're down to one very unreliable car.

Joke's on you, he will FLY there with his psychic mindwaves!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[White bubblegum]

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Better financial circumstances? But he buys games every week.

 

[DeathHeat]

I think you should ghost hunt 14 BLC instead, since you're a paranormal investigator. Reports are the day lily garden is haunted and Bobs moans have been heard in videos after his death.

Jesus Christ dude why?

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Is this like some next level Tim and Eric type comedy where it's not funny at all? Some kind of dedicated troll account? Null's alt?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob...n-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Both of us are sterile now, I was hoping she could since I can't. Either way, making out sounds good.

Sterile? You mean impotent, right? Well, that sucks for you but where'd you get that Chris cant get it up anymore?

 

[Claude Rabbit]

Sterile? You mean impotent, right? Well, that sucks for you but where'd you get that Chris cant get it up anymore?

TFW - you reach around and it's soft...

...and it's Chris.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[traximus]

Daaam this could be fun as hell, please Satan let it happen ill give you mine and any souls you want!!

 

[AnAccount]

The sad thing is, Chris has probably drawn enough for so long that if he was more analytical he would probably be quite competent at this point.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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What he meant to say was that he draws his characters with a different face every single time they appear.

Spoiler: The many faces of CWC