Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

This truly is a world without Hitler.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Well, maybe Barb tells him to.

Chris is a regular voter. He voted for Obama both times

 

[BScCollateral]

It was pretty common at the time of the attraction sign for personal adds to include racial preferences. "SWM seeking SWF" was showing up in the Village Voice.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Don't forget Chris has a history of hating black people.

Chris doesn't hate blacks. He's just squirrelly around them because he never outgrew that childhood discomfort around other races (and because he's a dumbfuck hick). That time he called Tito a nigger he was just being edgy.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I have a feeling, he might had drew ponies on his ballot or signed his authentic ballot with a certificate of authenticity, thus making the ballot null.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris doesn't hate blacks. He's just squirrelly around them because he never outgrew that childhood discomfort around other races (and because he's a dumbfuck hick). That time he called Tito a nigger he was just being edgy.

Also Tito actually was one.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Chris has said a lot of dumb shit, but saying he's a "moderate" may be the dumbest thing he's said

I think the "helping the country" bit was way dumber, actually. After all it's coming from a parasite who smugly refuses to even consider getting a job that just gave his wildly uninformed vote so he could feel like a grown-up.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

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In that photo Chris is wearing a seat belt. He's using the phone while driving.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

He's using the phone while driving.

He's done worse:

That's him using his camera while driving.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Remember: your vote counts the same as Chris’s.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Unlike, for example, the homophobia, most of the hating blacks was hyped up by the trolls. Like many of his state's white population he may not entirely care for them but he's not an out-and-out racist or white supremacist or any of that nonsense.

I think it is fair to say that Chris is a moderate in most of his political and social views - though most of it is about maintaining the status quo rather than any moral or political standpoint.

Don't rope the rest of Va in with anything to do with this disaster.

 

[jc17]

I have a feeling, he might had drew ponies on his ballot or signed his authentic ballot with a certificate of authenticity, thus making the ballot null.

He probably checked each box with a heart.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

That Sonichu medallion looks worse every time I see it

Somewhere in CWCVille, there's an electric hedgehog abomination that's getting prettier and prettier.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He probably checked each box with a heart.

And his phone number followed by, "Please tell Ted Cruz, I am NOW A BISEXUAL WOMAN! He has a right to know!"

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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I can almost hear that stupid gobbling sound he makes when trying to roll his r's.

Chris, still in denial that MLP is being rebooted, tweets to a VA about how the current show is totally going to last 14 seasons.

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God fucking dammit, Chris.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Yo got to give it to him man, this is the only time autism is doing Chris a favor. that emotional bounce back, nothing can faze him.

"insert crazy dramatic emotional event"
Chris: hmmm.... time to play games and learn more about goddesses.

 

[Ghostbeater]

I fucking knew it

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Jesus Christ. If he's going to beg, lie about not being able to afford basic necessities, and use sick kitten to try to emotionally manipulate people, Chris can atleast keep his stupid fucking mouth shut about buying games.

 

[FightenGnome]

I can almost hear that stupid gobbling sound he makes when trying to roll his r's.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VduJfjLtegc

God fucking dammit, Chris.

I hate transdimension Chris, he's just annoying. At this point, going back to striped shirts carrying signs that say "No homos and no jungle bunnies" would actually be an improvement in entertainment quality

 

[SheCameForNecky]

I can almost hear that stupid gobbling sound he makes when trying to roll his r's.
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God fucking dammit, Chris.

What is that color? It's so bad on his complexion. And honestly, even a 20 volume bleach would help the color stick better, and a shitload of conditioner. I get if you're a tranny and want the whole experience of playing with your hair, but that is terrible.