Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

The tweet got reuploaded with more images:
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https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1051197141883019264
https://archive.is/dyRRd

If for any reason you were wondering:
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yes that is a bulge

Mewtwo's tail still looks like a massive dangle hanging between his legs.

 

[jawsome]

Chris: "Dont make fun of me and no hate"

Also Chris: "I love my imaginary monster-cocked husbands and wives"

 

[ContinentalButterchip]

This does not bode well for the future cow status of size queens.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Sounds like a VPN to me. I asked Chris about it and he didn't seem concerned about the location tag.

So you think someone has access to Chris account and posted through a VPN? Would explain Chris' statement about Magi-chan posting on his twitter.

 

[Pixy]

Could you elaborate? Was the post Chris made uploaded from Australia? I don't believe it. Sydney sounds like a rather large city that would be on a VPN.

But what VPN service would want to base themselves in Australia, of all places? Europe is a much better choice, especially when our government's enacted laws making metadata retention mandatory, and Customs Officers are allowed to search your electronic devices. It wouldn't do well for their reputation, but then again, the normies who pay for VPN services probably wouldn't care.

That past tweet could've been Chris, or the hypothetical idea guy.

"PTSD Moment". That's a lie if I ever heard one. Nobody's called him out on it, surprisingly.
https://archive.fo/6NsTa

There are no reasonable rules,. in a relationship with Chris. Of course, we all know why he would claim that monogamy is "limiting". He's thirsty. https://archive.fo/U1sHb

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

But what VPN service would want to base themselves in Australia, of all places? Europe is a much better choice, especially when our government's enacted laws making metadata retention mandatory, and Customs Officers are allowed to search your electronic devices. It wouldn't do well for their reputation, but then again, the normies who pay for VPN services probably wouldn't care.

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That past tweet could've been Chris, or the hypothetical idea guy.

If made from the Iphone, maybe it was Chris?
Maybe he's struggling with his inherent love and visceral hate of the male members?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Also:

 

[Marvin]

The first couple of times maybe. The trolls had to work harder and make the ruse more elaborate each time. Good luck trying it in current year.

It should also be noted that a critical component of the girlfriends was an IRL component, like for example, Kacey meeting Chris IRL.

He also fell for Jessica Quinn

To be fair, she played a really long con. Like 3 years.

It (or another deleted tweet) was allegedly location stamped as Sydney, New South Wales, Australia.
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Could you elaborate? Was the post Chris made uploaded from Australia? I don't believe it. Sydney sounds like a rather large city that would be on a VPN.

The timestamps are provided by the client, you can pick where ever you are. No need for a VPN. But yeah, that's interesting.

That's true, I hadn't considered that. Though I wonder if he'd ever stop falling for trolls at all. And as @Mason Verger points out:
He's still pretty vulnerable concerning Cwcville.

Chris won't stop falling for trolls as long as people can pay their way to get his attention. Well, also he's much more vulnerable nowadays because Idea Guy broke his brain permanently.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris also forgot about one characteristic of polyamory, the chances of being rejected by so many more people.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

chris tweeted this and deleted it less than 10 minutes later. HMMMM

Maybe Sharia Law isnt so bad.

 

[FinalSolution]

You can see the outline of his dick through his shorts which is the worst part.

That was the one I meant. How does CWC fit that in his mouth?

 

[No_one]

That was the one I meant. How does CWC fit that in his mouth?

Remember The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Linked video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPTvbni4H7Q

 

[Pixy]

"Hatred for a kink is really messed up."
Now we know know Chris' stance on homosexuality and trans people. They're just kinks. He probably believes a kink and so-called 'gender identity' are the same thing.

 

[Rogowski]

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Linked video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPTvbni4H7Q

He's referring to polyamory isn't he ?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Australia comes up in christory a LOT.

I just like the idea that Australians have a disproportionate obsession with Chris, like how the French love Jerry Lewis and Germans love Leslie Neilson.

Yet he can't even identify their continent on a world map..


And also, re the esplosion thing, Jesus fucking Christ with dude & his DSP-tier level of ability to turn any tragedy into being all about him & his precious thinks & feelerz, within less than 3 sentences. It's one of his routine vile cunt-moves that never fails to shock me, no matter how many times I see it.

 

[Picklechu]

I wish his heartsweets would all divorce him, but stay with each other.

But what VPN service would want to base themselves in Australia, of all places? Europe is a much better choice, especially when our government's enacted laws making metadata retention mandatory, and Customs Officers are allowed to search your electronic devices. It wouldn't do well for their reputation, but then again, the normies who pay for VPN services probably wouldn't care.

There are VPNs that allow you to choose servers in different countries. Like, I could post from a shithole like Azerbaijan if I wanted to right now.

 

[Mason Verger]

Yet he can't even identify their continent on a world map..


And also, re the esplosion thing, Jesus fucking Christ with dude & his DSP-tier level of ability to turn any tragedy into being all about him & his precious thinks & feelerz, within less than 3 sentences. It's one of his routine vile cunt-moves that never fails to shock me, no matter how many times I see it.

I like how he follows up the death of his cat by fucking burning to death caused by him being a negligent idiot with: "Anywho..".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Remember The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail?

I hate you, you ninja'd me on this one, but yeah, Chris has been practicing since before he knew he was a Tomgirl. Nice catch.

This reminds me of Peter Griffin in a wet top and daisy dukes saying, " I can unhinge my jaw like a rattlesnake" while "I know what boys like" is playing in the background.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

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There are no reasonable rules,. in a relationship with Chris. Of course, we all know why he would claim that monogamy is "limiting". He's thirsty. https://archive.fo/U1sHb

No one person, hedgehog, or pokemon, real or imaginary, would give him the love he craves, so he's slurping up what little love he can get anywhere and calling it polyamory. Such incredible sadness hidden underneath a thick layer of tard and crazy.

I still can't believe he's okay with marrying one of his own "sons."