Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mason Verger]

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He says the morning after pissing off a ton of his Twitter followers with his entitled begging.

By "kindness" does he mean "mace"?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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He says the morning after pissing off a ton of his Twitter followers with his entitled begging.

That's super suicidal.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I'm starting to wonder if Chris even knows what kindness truly is...
because it's starting to sound like Chris thinks spreading kindness is just something that automatically happens by just living, instead of something he needs to actually do.

 

[mertyville]

Those mood swings. One moment he acts suicidal and begs for money, the next moment he talks how he enjoys spreading kindness. Is Chris pregnant?

 

[Slowinthemind]

I'd love to see Chris get into Who so he can marry three of the doctors and see the Who fandom have to deal with spergs worse than that one obese British millionaire.

Knowing Chris's success with relationships it would be the first doctor, who was a bit of a dick.

 

[Mogambo]

Hey, he's a goddess now. This means he radiates peace, love and positive energy and everything he says or does is a blessing to the world. He could probably cure terminal diseases with touch and stop the climate change with just one godly fart if he wanted to.

Boy, someone needs to brush up on their classics. Most of the myths about Hera involve her trying to kill Hercules, and that's before we get into her tossing her son Hephaestus off Mt. Olympus for being born crippled and ugly, forcing Leto to endure nine months of labour for sleeping with Zeus, and smiting Troy to get revenge on Paris.

Of course Chris being Chris probably does believe all goddesses are gentle and loving, unlike brute male Neanderthals, so you're probably spot on there.

 

[BScCollateral]

... smiting Troy to get revenge on Paris.

That's what I never figured out.

It's a beauty contest between Aphrodite, Hera, and Athena. Who bets against the goddess of love in a beauty contest?

Paris, you poor son of a bitch.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

ObabScribbler has a protected profile, so I can't see what Chris was replying to.

 

[Mason Verger]

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ObabScribbler has a protected profile, so I can't see what Chris was replying to.

I gonna venture a guess and say it's nothing to do with what Chris is talking about.

 

[AnOminous]

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ObabScribbler has a protected profile, so I can't see what Chris was replying to.

Chris is sounding kind of hateful there. Maybe he's a hater.

 

[No_one]

Boy, someone needs to brush up on their classics. Most of the myths about Hera involve her trying to kill Hercules, and that's before we get into her tossing her son Hephaestus off Mt. Olympus for being born crippled and ugly, forcing Leto to endure nine months of labour for sleeping with Zeus, and smiting Troy to get revenge on Paris.

Of course Chris being Chris probably does believe all goddesses are gentle and loving, unlike brute male Neanderthals, so you're probably spot on there.

Actual goddesses of various pantheons could combine the archetypes of virgin, mother, old wise woman, whore and the patron of war at the same time. But Chris is a mental LGBTQWERTY-wiccan and a self-defined lesbian transwoman, so he focuses on the stuff he perceives as feminine in his mind: cute, having clothes, going shopping, gossiping and providing sexual services to him (not other brute males). Also, he's too lazy to do any research on the subject, especially when he's convinced he has the mind link to other dimensions.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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ObabScribbler has a protected profile, so I can't see what Chris was replying to.

I like this Chris the best.

 

[4Macie]

“I wish haters didn’t have access to public Facebook and Twitter”

What? Public means for everyone. Get a private one if you don’t want haters. Of course, Chris tried that and it didn’t work. But at least saying he didn’t want people to hate on his private pages would make sense.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

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He says the morning after pissing off a ton of his Twitter followers with his entitled begging.

Once again, Chris proving he has the mindset of a small child.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I wouldn't be surprised if he uses said hypothetical dildos. They'd be a biohazard after coming in contact

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ObabScribbler has a protected profile, so I can't see what Chris was replying to.

Old Chris hated pretty much everyone except for young white women, should have banned himself.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris still thinks Hasbro is going to make MLP exactly like he wants.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

So if all of the forms of Chris had a battle royale, who would win?
My money is on young Chris because "I just won"

 

[RJ MacReady]

Chris still thinks Hasbro is going to make MLP exactly like he wants.

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If they know what's good for them, they will. Chris could use his vast powers to ruin their interdimensional stock values.

 

[DeathHeat]

Chris still thinks Hasbro is going to make MLP exactly like he wants.

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Wait I thought this incarnation is ending and another one is starting?

 

[Nigonidas]

Wait I thought this incarnation is ending and another one is starting?

It is. This is a goodbye thank you but Chris is balls deep in denial/dementia/degeneracy/whatever you want to call it.