Containment Random Chris Updates

[MY 405]

We should all just autograph Fanta Cans and flood the market.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"More than 10 available". I have a feeling none of them are going to have that protective cube and they're all going to be crushed in an envelope.

I also have a feeling that type II diabetes is going to make Chris very poor.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Never would had thought Chris would had stoop so low to earn money. What's next an autographed pepper spray can? or an autographed sex doll?

There is no way that Chris would have come up with these marketing schemes. Somebody must had gave him these ideas. Good Idea Guy Saga??

Unless they come with the special sauce, I ain’t buying.

 

[Depression_Begins]

"More than 10 available". I have a feeling none of them are going to have that protective cube and they're all going to be crushed in an envelope.

It looks like an old Beanie Baby case. And a cheap, flimsy plastic one at that. He didn't want to splurge on the $5 acrylic one. Definitely something from the hoard that Chris pulled out in an attempt to better display a can of soda to justify the $30 price.

I'm thinking someone somewhat close to Chris encouraged him to list these cans and told him he was famous for Orange Fanta for reasons other than drinking his own semen.

Regardless, it looks like Chris will be drinking a lot of Orange Fanta in the near future.

 

[DCM90]

https://youtu.be/SDw6iZD_KRg

has anyone seen this longer footage of chris breakdown?

 

[Hellfire]

" I also had thought there was a brand name of “Banana Hammock”."

 

[Hengeyokai]

" I also had thought there was a brand name of “Banana Hammock”."
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Oh the Banana Hammock, that's on third too..."

 

[Xanax]

(Someone in the background says "what the hell?")

This is such a perfect summary of Chris's entire life

 

[AbyssStarer]

" I also had thought there was a brand name of “Banana Hammock”."
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That counter is way too clean to be 14BC, dunno how people in the comments aren't realizing that.

 

[DeathHeat]

You'd think as a mighty lesbian transwoman Christine could take a hint. 3 weeks incommunicado? You're gettin' ghosted like Swayze.

It's disheartening. Chris really believes this fair-weather chick is his gal-pal

Especially sad seeing as he's not entirely without reason and that they have been "in association" off and on since 2005

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

" I also had thought there was a brand name of “Banana Hammock”."
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LOL, here's to Chris getting arrested in 5 years to trying to forcefully eat the banana in the hammock.

 

[DeathHeat]

LOL, here's to Chris getting arrested in 5 years to trying to forcefully eat the banana in the hammock.

Anna Banana, indeed.

 

[Mason Verger]

Jesus, are those autographed empty soda cans sold out yet?

Boy, Chris's actual garbage will really be worth some money.. 5 cents actually. 10 cents in Michigan.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jesus, are those autographed empty soda cans sold out yet?

Boy, Chris's actual garbage will really be worth some money.. 5 cents actually. 10 cents in Michigan.

Don't worry, some sped will buy it because of CHRISTORY or something like that

 

[Pony Horn]

One sold. lol

 

[dacwcman68]

One sold. lol

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Some people really need to have their wallets superglued shut

 

[Mr. 0]

Some people really need to have their wallets superglued shut

Chris, especially.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Too bad he didn't use Red Cream Fanta.

 

[Marigold]

One sold. lol

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Condition: Used
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[Hellfire]