Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris' marketing ploy to male and female partners is obviously a failure.

 

[PuckishRogue]

It's safe to say Chris is likely "saving" sex with his hedgehogs for when they can appear before him in the physical world. If I remember correctly, @Marvin said he's pretty certain they'll manifest. For now, it's chaste maybe.

Unless there's a bunch of porn he's drawn we don't know about, which is fine. Maybe he's just actually learned a lesson about drawing porn and posting it online.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

The first half of Chris's response is reasonable, but then he immediately derailed into Crazytown...

Also, Hirtes is gay for Wise.


And an update about the completion of Sonichu 12-9.

 

[Okkervils]

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Aww. Look at @Null on the ground there. @The Captain, have you got a pony yet?

 

[Mason Verger]

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The first half of Chris's response is reasonable, but then he immediately derailed into Crazytown...

Also, Hirtes is gay for Wise.


And an update about the completion of Sonichu 12-9.

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I just saw another thing on his twitter, but it's a hassle to screengrab.
So broke Chris is commissioning a large(and expensive presumably) drawing of nightstar and cunt nugget?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I just saw another thing on his twitter, but it's a hassle to screengrab.
So broke Chris is commissioning a large(and expensive presumably) drawing of nightstar and cunt nugget?

Yeah.

Chris commissioned that person on the 4th, I guess after the tugboats came in.

What Feather Shine charges: https://www.deviantart.com/feathershine1/art/Commission-prices-695155520

 

[Okkervils]

I just saw another thing on his twitter, but it's a hassle to screengrab.
So broke Chris is commissioning a large(and expensive presumably) drawing of nightstar and cunt nugget?

D̷o̵n̶'̷t̴ ̶j̸u̸d̶g̵e̷ ̷t̷h̴e̶ ̶b̷o̸y̶.̸

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

With his car in the shop, Chris wastes his money on nonsense. Meanwhile, American children die of hunger each day.

 

[thismanlies]

Kinda disappointed in Chris. Someone who has gotten good at dealing with weens shouldn't have fallen for Wise's shit.

Also, Hirtes is indeed gay.

 

[jawsome]

And there is Sonichu in the background, wondering what he did to lose favor with his father creator lover mother.

 

[Prussian Blue]

Yeah.

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Chris commissioned that person on the 4th, I guess after the tugboats came in.

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What Feather Shine charges: https://www.deviantart.com/feathershine1/art/Commission-prices-695155520

The artist says it's "hell of a big commission" but the prices don't look too crazy. How much do you reckon he spent on it?

 

[Rungle]

Yeah.

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Chris commissioned that person on the 4th, I guess after the tugboats came in.

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What Feather Shine charges: https://www.deviantart.com/feathershine1/art/Commission-prices-695155520

Chris did 3 commisions says the artist
Chris really went out and asked for the highest commission 24$
24 x 3 = 72$
Welp. That money could have gone to the car.

 

[Norric Lancaster]

The saddest thing is that the money is going to a crappy pony artist whose prices are way to high for the quality of their work, when it could be going to a better artist for the same price. Then again the only person Chris would commission and would be willing to take the commission would be a mediocre pony artist.

 

[No_one]

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And there is Sonichu in the background, wondering what he did to lose favor with his father creator lover mother.

You can almost hear Sonichu saying "father (mother) why have you forsaken me?" with SOAD playing in the background.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris did 3 commisions says the artist
Chris really went out and asked for the highest commission 24$
24 x 3 = 72$
Welp. That money could have gone to the car.

Don't forget: $10 extra for an additional character, $10 extra for a complex background. Assuming all three commissions have that(of course they do) it's $132.

 

[The Captain]

Aww. Look at @Null on the ground there. @The Captain, have you got a pony yet?

I certainly hope not! And if I do I hope I don't get spider arms like that one..

 

[Rungle]

Don't forget: $10 extra for an additional character, $10 extra for a complex background. Assuming all three commissions have that(of course they do) it's $132.

Jesus.
Welp guess that aint bronycon this year.
Or he has to take public transport.
I hope for the people who go on public transport that day dont encounter Chris.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I certainly hope not! And if I do I hope I don't get spider arms like that one..

I imagine if you did, your cutie mark would be the amnyfest ring. And you'd be a unicorn.

 

[Mason Verger]

Jesus.
Welp guess that aint bronycon this year.
Or he has to take public transport.
I hope for the people who go on public transport that day dont encounter Chris.

Option C: he stiffs the artist after simply screen grabbing the art, blames it on stress/trolls/unforeseen financial responsibilities. All while posting pics of himself at bronycon with bags of overpriced merch.

Which is fine, as he's an artist that routinely stiffs his own customers.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Yeah.

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Chris commissioned that person on the 4th, I guess after the tugboats came in.

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What Feather Shine charges: https://www.deviantart.com/feathershine1/art/Commission-prices-695155520

At least he actually offered to pay someone to make him something, I guess..