Containment Random Chris Updates

[MahFibro!]

That's what happens when seems keep giving him money.

And they wonder why CWC doesn't grow up/get a job. Why should he if people willingly support him?

True that a person can use their money however way they damned well please and it's nobody's right to tell them otherwise; but they shouldn't delude themselves into thinking they're actually helping him.

 

[Gentrify]

Says the guy spending his time yelling at some random autist on the internet. what "delusions" does he speak of? You're doing the exact same shit as him.

He's been at it for about a month on every post.
Sad little man

I think it's in reference to this fanart or whatever it was that Chris said he liked.

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Personally one of my favorite moments from all of CWC

 

[No_one]

Sonichu without Sonichu continues.




Was Cunt Nugget's name changed to Kun Hanhphuc, or is it a completely new character?

 

[White bubblegum]

He's been at it for about a month on every post.
Sad little man

Sounds like the new Hirtes.

It looks like Kun and Nightstar are gonna have to solve some friendship problem. Will Kun finally get laid?

 

[Gentrify]

Sounds like the new Hirtes.

It looks like Kun and Nightstar are gonna have to solve some friendship problem. Will Kun finally get laid?

Christ can't even write his characters to get laid naturally, I wouldn't count on it

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"If you want BAD DIRECTION, you should look up Idea Guy."

What the fuck... Chris says this, yet he also still believes in stuff Idea Guy had fed to him, like him being married to Magi-Chan, the theories about Ted Bundy, Bob being part-Sonichu, etc.

 

[White bubblegum]

What physical bodies, the amiibos? I'm sure they love being plastic or whatever his amiibos are made of.

Christ can't even write his characters to get laid naturally, I wouldn't count on it

True. Art does imitate life, afterall.

 

[Gentrify]

What physical bodies, the amiibos? I'm sure they love being plastic or whatever his amiibos are made of.

From the way Chris was talking to dankula, I'm sure he means he hops in a fuckin portal to CWCVille and chills with his bae

 

[Pony Horn]

"If you want BAD DIRECTION, you should look up Idea Guy."

What the fuck... Chris says this, yet he also still believes in stuff Idea Guy had fed to him, like him being married to Magi-Chan, the theories about Ted Bundy, Bob being part-Sonichu, etc.


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lol at Chris using the nick Idea Guy.

So he knows Ideafag is a troll, says the guy has bad ideas (the phrase "bad direction" is interesting), but he still uses his ideas. Oh well.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Sounds like the new Hirtes.

It looks like Kun and Nightstar are gonna have to solve some friendship problem. Will Kun finally get laid?

My god he even hearts the i's in "Christine" when it's dialog.

 

[Snuckening]

"If you want BAD DIRECTION, you should look up Idea Guy."

What the fuck... Chris says this, yet he also still believes in stuff Idea Guy had fed to him, like him being married to Magi-Chan, the theories about Ted Bundy, Bob being part-Sonichu, etc.


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Jesus fuck, the autism in this exchange is damn near impenetrable.

So Chris found someone almost as delusional as he is, and they're arguing over the correct way to believe that cartoon characters are real? Or something?

Not sure which is worse; Chris's DIY, 7th-grade-arts-and-crafts-looking custom figurines, or the other twit spending good money on custom soft toys. Actually, scratch that, I think the answer is option [C] the fact they're both so keen to show that crap off; the least they could do is have the dignity to be ashamed of that shit.

 

[Kecleon]

Was Cunt Nugget's name changed to Kun Hanhphuc, or is it a completely new character?

I guess it's a retcon? Hạnh Phúc is Vietnamese for 'happy'.

 

[MahFibro!]

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Oh? So Magi-Chan and Cryzel have corporeal bodies in this dimension, do they?So, why doesn't CWC take their picture and put everyone's 'scizzo' claims against him to rest - like he said he would?

I'm going to assume they're camera shy and CWC's simply respecting their privacy.

 

[4Macie]

So Kunt Nugget got the boot and some new Kun took his place. Makes sense.

Not the first time Chris has changed someone’s name mid cannon. Won’t be the last I’m sure.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

"I have had a number of women recoil at the sight of me"

Dude, no way.

 

[MMX]

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TLDR
So Chris learned that when women are creeped out by his touch it's not because they don't want to be touched but because of societies transphobia if they were more woke they would welcome it...even when he identified as male

 

[Jack Awful]

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I'm pretty sure "don't be afraid to look creepy when touching touching a woman's hand" isn't good advice

 

[Kosher Dill]

I always enjoy it when Chris barges into someone's virtue signaling to agree loudly. It really cuts through all the illusions these people try to spin.
It's kind of like a 21st-century version of the Hypatia story, except with DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS instead of menstrual rags. "This is what you really are!'

 

[Guts]

With how many different properties Chris likes to just inject into his works, it’s gonna give future Christorians a run for their money to see just how deep the soul hole goes.
Either way, I hope Hyperdimension Sonichu is okay.