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- 3 Cze 2016
Chris' clever sentiments are about as well thought out and inspiring as an 80 year old's dusty queef.
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Silver Octopus
kiwifarms.net
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- 20 Lis 2015
btw, Chris was replying to this tweet, this is what set him off on his ego boost:
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- 29 Mar 2014
The name "Chris" sounds greasy somehow.
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- 22 Lis 2013
It's actually pretty funny that Chris likes Family Guy a lot less because Seth MacFarlane made fun of the name Chris.
I think it's just one of those names that people think sounds cool so a lot of douches have it. Or it just sounds kind of douchey so you associate it with douchebags.
MonoAcid
kiwifarms.net
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- 13 Cze 2016
Yes, in this world (reality) there is the christian God, but in CWCville's cartoon land Chris is GOD.
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- 3 Cze 2016
Yes, and the plague of Tomgirlism sha befall him.
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- 30 Mar 2017
But nowhere near as sexually provocative.
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- 3 Lut 2013
That comment chain is textbook autism
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- 5 Kwi 2017
[Said in a Mexican accent] Jesus Christo!
[Said in a Finnish accent] No really, because of Chris if I ever have kids I don't want to give then his name. It's a perfectly fine name, but he's ruined it for me.
[Said in a Chicago accent] We don't want no Chris nobody didn't send.
[Said normally...] That autistic need to feel special because of other people's / Deity's accomplishments, it burns.
[Said in a Finnish accent] No really, because of Chris if I ever have kids I don't want to give then his name. It's a perfectly fine name, but he's ruined it for me.
[Said in a Chicago accent] We don't want no Chris nobody didn't send.
[Said normally...] That autistic need to feel special because of other people's / Deity's accomplishments, it burns.
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- 2 Sty 2016
That reminds me of one of Simpleflip's injokes "you can't say the world isn't three thousand years old because technically it is at least three thousand years old"
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- 7 Paź 2017
Thirty-six years old, ladies and gentlemen.
Subconcious Offense
kiwifarms.net
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- 23 Lip 2015
It is true. Of all the Chris I know, I know the most about Christian Weston Chandler. There is no other Chris in the world, whom I can say I know what he likes to shove up his ass.
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- 10 Kwi 2013
Jesus had powers? Like a superhero? Goddammit Chris.
Beth
kiwifarms.net
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- 7 Kwi 2014
Someone needs to tell Chris this is actually a thing in Denmark.
...That is, in the royal family of theirs. The first born son is always a Frederik or a Christian.
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- 2 Sty 2016
Can you blame him? Superpowers are what he's familiar with. You can't be familiar with miracles or divine intervention if you haven't read the bible.
Actually yeah you can totally fucking blame him.
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- 17 Paź 2016
has chris achieved CHIM?