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Who the hell is this ween?
Maybe it's the "Loving boyfriend".
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Sad thing is the original one was at least coherent enough to make Chris into a shitpost. This new one is just fagging it up.
What I want to know is how the hell Idea Guy 2.0 managed to get Chris to talk to him. Idea Guy fooled Chris with edited news captions and audio, but would Chris fall for that again so quickly? Or is this just some retard who gave Chris lots of money to get on his good side and then did whatever to get Chris to do what he said? Or maybe Idea Guy 2.0 is one of Chris' new sweethearts and is promising him his girlfriend's china to do what he says. At least the latter would be a more original sweetheart troll.
 
What I want to know is how the hell Idea Guy 2.0 managed to get Chris to talk to him. Idea Guy fooled Chris with edited news captions and audio, but would Chris fall for that again so quickly? Or is this just some exceptional individual who gave Chris lots of money to get on his good side and then did whatever to get Chris to do what he said? Or maybe Idea Guy 2.0 is one of Chris' new sweethearts and is promising him his girlfriend's china to do what he says. At least the latter would be a more original sweetheart troll.
I am not sure that Chris knows that Idea Guy was a troll
 
And he doesn’t know that his current sweethearts are trolls. It still amazes me that mr. stay straight dykes china here is even with a man.
I think what surprised me more is that unlike other times he has had a sweetheart, he is keeping so mum about who his two lovers are. He has yet to crack and that is impressive even by Chris' own standards.
 
Blaine from Kansas is actually Clyde Cash, back from the bloody dead to get Chris to man the fuck up, get back into his colourful rugby shirts and start yelling at the PSEye for free again.
 
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Chris was thinking about Cole again. He liked one of his videos on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiO_m9UoMKs

He is probably trying to reconnect with his brother for no other reason but financial support. Getting on his good side so he lends him some money for legos.
Probably guilt trip him since his mother is incredibly ill and dying. Did Cole Smithey ever commented about Chris Chan publicly?
 
From what I’ve heard Chris keeping silent is pretty normal.
It's normal now anyway. He didn't reveal his relationship with Catherine right away, he just said that he had a new sweetheart he went on a date with the first time mentioned her. I can't remember if he revealed who Jessica Quinn was at first though. Even outside of the sweetheart search Chris hasn't been as open as he was years ago. I think 2014 through 2016 he talked about a bunch of small shit, this is following 2012 (I think) when Chris seemed to be dead silent but he didn't have anybody posting his tweets. At any rate he's not as open about big shit as we was in the classic Chris era. Or maybe he is in private and there are a couple unlucky people sitting on a ton of information.
I think what surprised me more is that unlike other times he has had a sweetheart, he is keeping so mum about who his two lovers are. He has yet to crack and that is impressive even by Chris' own standards.
He could just be being told not to say anything as well. Given Chris' tweet about how CWCville is safe for now there's a possibility that Idea Guy 2.0 is telling him not to say anything, or maybe he'll get his sweethearts in CWCville or they'll come visit him from another dimension or some shit like the Neptunia characters were supposed to.

Or maybe that's unrelated and Chris is just being quiet and acting gay to stay a part of this "relationship". This is all just incredibly exceptional speculation on my part.

RUN BRYAN RUN!!! DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE @Doopie DID!
Bryan is specifically attaching himself to Chris for attention like some autistic leech. It's like those idiots that were doing interviews with Chris after the one with "Arthur Spatchcock".
 
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