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On Feb 27th, Chris offered the bootleg Pokemon games for sale, saying he wanted sales "To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. :)"

He received $80 in sales that same day. Then, he spent $35 on two MLP Funko dolls.
That still leaves $45 for his mothers continuous dental trips that are definitely totally happening.
 
I was scrolling through the comments on Part IV of the new Chris-Chan documentary when I found this comment by Erok34, shedding some more light on Chris’s high school years.
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I don't know nothing about nothing being true and honest except TBS aired the episode of Seinfeld where George fishes for change under a vending machine just the other day.
 
According to Facebook he’s selling his Sailor Moon the musical ticket for $15. He can’t get a refund now that his friends found a closer theatre.

The musical is in a week. Chris is offering free shipping.
 
ah funko pop, powerful tardbait. sorta amusing how he actually manages to cash in on useless trash only immediately turn around and buy even more pointless, useless, worthless horde-filling shit

Chris the type of nigga to trade the family cow for magic beans

Except in this version, he gets like five times as many magic beans from someone even stupider than him because he wrote his initials on the family cow. And then he trades all the magic beans for a different coloured cow.
 
Chris the type of nigga to trade the family cow for magic beans

Except in this version, he gets like five times as many magic beans from someone even stupider than him because he wrote his initials on the family cow. And then he trades all the magic beans for a different coloured cow.
That is a good analogy here.
 
get ready for a 3 page argument about whether his funko pop purchase was a good investment (sadly it probably was)

Chris is gonna cash out BIG TIME in a few years when Funko pops are off the market

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