Containment Random Chris Updates

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So that's why he hasn't bothered to block @Michael J Hirtes 's latest account yet.

Does Chris realize that the weens will all get new alts after they see this? He should've not talked about it.

This just made me realize that @Michael J Hirtes truly is the :autism::autism: winner of the two.. He spends all that time & effort on making all those alts with different emails & phone numbers, not to mention the effort spent on the tweets themselves, and Chris just ignores him & shuts it all down with like, two clicks.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Comin back behind a new account after being blocked sounds a bit familiar, doesn't it Chris?

I wonder how angry Chris would get if you know, @Doopie or any other woman he's stalked called him out for being a hypocrite and creating that stupid sock account so he could continue to stalk those who've blocked him. Chris will more than likely come up with some half assed excuse as to why creating those socks were justified.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Apparently Chris uploaded this to FB an hour ago.

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I think I can make out the word "Tart" on that sheet of paper

This looks like a still from a video. What I can make out is:

...rt!
...(Y)ou, Tart!
...Out!

Tart? Random capitalization or someone's online alias?

As a two-time prostitute, Chris is in no position to be calling anyone else a tart.

EDIT: Wait a second, hasn't he used "tart" as a pet name recently? Possibly for Quinn?

I think he's holding up the picture for that song he wrote about a sweetheart where he calls them a tart. I don't know if it was specifically for Jessica Quinn or any actual person or if it was just a random access humor Sonichu song.

Bingo.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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So that's why he hasn't bothered to block @Michael J Hirtes 's latest account yet.

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Did she not shave her legs?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Bingo.
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You'd think someone so attached to his British ancestry would know how offensive it is to call a woman "tart." God, such a brute male.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

So they're both unusually tall because they're men?

Wow both are so tall, maybe they should be models.

When I was 15, I knew a kid with a beaver furry fetish. And I flat out told him how sick that was, and how I hope his beaver costume gets destroyed.

My ex boyfriend told me if he was into furries he'd be a Naked Molerat.

 

[Smashjitzu]

My ex boyfriend told me if he was into furries he'd be a Naked Molerat.

To make a Kim Possible joke or to not...

 

[trueandhonestfan]

You'd think someone so attached to his British ancestry would know how offensive it is to call a woman "tart." God, such a brute male.

Ironically he probably picked it up from Barb. Or an old TV show.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Smashjitzu]

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"CWC-sense" may be the stupidest superpower I've ever heard of.

That's counting the guy who can shoot lightning out of his nostrils.

 

[CwChalk]

Shouldn't it be a superpower reserved for trolls? The ability to sense autism.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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[UselessRubberKeyboard]

"too much entendre?" - eh? Can anyone translate what Chris thinks is going on here? Assuming he means 'double entendre', of which there doesn't seem to be any at all.

 

[dacwcman69]

"too much entendre?" - eh? Can anyone translate what Chris thinks is going on here? Assuming he means 'double entendre', of which there doesn't seem to be any at all.

Im assuming Chris thinks you can use the word entendre outside of the phrase even in the wrong context because Chris has no grasp of the English language

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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Hang on, hang on, hang on. Let me see if I have this right.

So Chris' ponysona is human in CWCville because. . .reasons.
Jamsta comes over & starts making "entendres." Which are. . .typically sexual, yes? So either Chris is using the wrong word because :autism: , or Jamsta is trying to hamfistedly hit on Night Star (while he has a sweetheart, no less!) His tail is also doing some weird spazzy thing. Kinda looks like it's springing up.

So. . .Jamsta is attempting to hit on Night Star while sporting a tail boner.

What a tart.

 

[also autistic]

goddamn Naruto style running pony

 

[Bandit Keith]

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goddamn Naruto style running pony

Who is the green one? Why are they wearing bodysuits? Why are they talking about tacos?

What in the great blue fuck is going on?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

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goddamn Naruto style running pony

Night Star...Rosechu? So Night Shart has a pony form, a human form, and a Rosechu form? Plus heterochromia and autism.
Jesus, Chris, I knew you were bad at subtlety but this is just sickening.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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goddamn Naruto style running pony

Remember the last time Chris had a burrito of any sort?

 

[King Zora]

Who is the green one? Why are they wearing bodysuits? Why are they talking about tacos?

What in the great blue fuck is going on?

They're super hero ponies, also tacos because lol so random.