Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[ZehnBoat]

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what's that?
AN EXCUSE TO EAT CANDY?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Looks more like one of Chris' "WANT WOMAN BRAS" to me.
Bats don't get that large in North America Chris, and they certainly don't travel during the day in the middle of a hot summer.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

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I don't know which is worse, thinking you're having a one-on-one chat like Chris, or needily fishing for validation from spergs like this attention whore.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris making fun of Waterman again:

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lol, so he bought all the Sonichu books and laps it up when Chris mocks him. What a jackass.

I see Chris is trying to go for the catty personality. And Chris knows as much about fashion as he knows about proper diet and exercise

 

[ToroidalBoat]

pet names like darling

Chris might just be trying to sound like a sophisticated "Southern belle" -- who's also trying to sound like British royalty.

Or, more horrifyingly, he could be imitating how Barb talks to him.

And Chris could be thirsty anyway. Even if Doopie isn't boyfriend free -- that didn't stop him trying to get with Kacey.

 

[Marvin]

Chris making fun of Waterman again:

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lol, so he bought all the Sonichu books and laps it up when Chris mocks him. What a jackass.

The cherry on the sundae would be if Chris cucked watermelon with Kengle. Like if he dropped Bananasauros for Buffalo Cube or something. C'mon @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, let's make this happen!

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I suppose we don't know the full context, but it looks like Chris is taking a picture of the green traffic light. So he's just sitting there, holding up traffic to make a dumb tweet.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Tubular Monkey]

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Well, he didn't mention a cartoon or a toy. Baby steps.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris considers this foreplay

 

[LAM]

I suppose we don't know the full context, but it looks like Chris is taking a picture of the green traffic light. So he's just sitting there, holding up traffic to make a dumb tweet.

I think he's actually in the left turn lane with a red arrow. You can see the left lane ends on the intersection and the cars on the right of him are going forward.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

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So I decided to use my :autism: and find out where Chris was going.

Looks like it was to the Food Lion.

 

[Gunslinger]

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She's replying to a bunch of drunk(?) tweets she made about how she was a psycho when she was young.

"""Prank"""

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

That's horrible. You can see it's organs after its dead, there's no reason to do that shit while it's still alive.

 

[Trilby]

That's horrible. You can see it's organs after its dead, there's no reason to do that shit while it's still alive.

Some people are heartless.

 

[Erubetie]

Maybe she should write a book. I have a title for it already: Vivisection for Kids.

 

[Mangosteen]

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I'm pretty sure animal cruelty is one of the first signs of being a serial killer.

 

[AnOminous]

TIL Doopie isn't one of Chris's future victims.

Chris is one of Doopie's future victims.

 

[Hyperion]

The cherry on the sundae would be if Chris cucked watermelon with Kengle. Like if he dropped Bananasauros for Buffalo Cube or something. C'mon @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, let's make this happen!

I suppose we don't know the full context, but it looks like Chris is taking a picture of the green traffic light. So he's just sitting there, holding up traffic to make a dumb tweet.

He would have gotten the photo sooner but the dang dirty trolls kept giving him sensory overload with their horns. So there!