Containment Random Chris Updates

[WelshChu]

Chris looks rough in today's Cameo vids, even for his standards.
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Fucking Christ he looks awful. The lopsided eyes, awful hair, the STARE.....

Genuinely astonishing. I once went to visit a friend who had a psychiatric breakdown in a specialist facility and the people in there looked substantially more stable than him here.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Chris looks rough in today's Cameo vids, even for his standards.
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The resemblance is uncanny.

Spoiler: Jump Scare

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Chris looks like Odo did in that one episode of DS9 where he was shriveling up and turning to dusk from being tortured.

 

[Indrick Boreale]

Chris mentions sociopathy and goes "I never intended to be that way whatsoever"

- Shouldn't have done SheCameForCWC
- Shouldn't have attempted to run over Snyder
- Shouldn't have maced that Gamestop employee
- Shouldn't have fucked Barb

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Fucking Christ he looks awful. The lopsided eyes, awful hair, the STARE.....

Genuinely astonishing. I once went to visit a friend who had a psychiatric breakdown in a specialist facility and the people in there looked substantially more stable than him here.

I have no idea how Chris never ended up in a padded cell for life.

 

[TheMightyCluck]

Chris looks rough in today's Cameo vids, even for his standards.
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It's going to be a rougher 50.

 

[KingofEgypt]

Chris looks rough in today's Cameo vids, even for his standards.
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Did chris become a drug addict because wtf??

 

[WelshChu]

It's going to be a rougher 50.

Imagining Sixty is genuinely horrific

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Did chris become a drug addict because wtf??

He needs to be on mental illness pills.

 

[KingofEgypt]

He needs to be on mental illness pills.

He needs to be put out of his misery no amount of medication is going to help him

 

[themarchivist2]

My ears.

 

[TheMightyCluck]

Imagining Sixty is genuinely horrific

Well hey, its an accomplishment at least.

 

[Bnuny]

The resemblance is uncanny.

Spoiler: Jump Scare

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I'm surprised, Chris isn't as bald as I expected.

 

[TheMightyCluck]

I'm surprised, Chris isn't as bald as I expected.

His punishment and curse is he must turn into his mother.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris looks rough in today's Cameo vids, even for his standards.
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Damn, look at that gray, at 44 too. He's really got his dad's hair loss going Sonic speed. Don't forget, he's had a bald spot on the back of his head since at least the Sorbet time, so there's probably two inches of hair between his forehead and that bald patch.

Dude is in for some real fun in the not too distant future, however, since he has free medical insurance, modern science will be able to patch him up until he just turns to sand one day.

 

[Male Idiot]

Thanks for reading. Take care.

(Un)Holy tranny seetherald.

also the "not black" in the attraction sign

Based. CWC has more standards with women than JD Vance.

Apparently Hyperdimention Neptunia has an official CPU Blue Heart character for their upcoming game and Chris isn’t happy they’re not including his lore.

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Da merge is real.... even has blue hair just like Chris imagined.

 

[Strangolapreti]

Chris has been active on X recently, mainly responding to the official interdimensional neptunia channel because a new character has revealed to be in possession of the blue heart chris's self-insert has already claimed ownership of.
Can't be bothered to screenshot all posts, but here's a literal couple of them.
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Its very gay shit and I doubt its gonna be a blue arms situation, or even G5 protest, more likely chris is gonna cope and seethe for a while and then forget this shit because he know very little of this franchise aside of his own made-up bullshit.

 

[ASeabear8952]

This came across my Twitter timeline about half an hour ago.

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Spoiler: Screenshot

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Video’s out.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Video’s out.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RbdgGf0u5Ik

Anyone who calls him "Christine", especially when talking about the time when he was still Chris-Chan makes me automatically want to discount everything they say.

Mind you, he's fairly balanced and not overly negative about the Farms. And by his own admission he's a liberal 'progressive' journalist so I shouldn't expect accuracy when it comes to Chris's gender reality.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Anyone who calls him "Christine", especially when talking about the time when he was still Chris-Chan makes me automatically want to discount everything they say.

Whenever someone calls him Christine and uses female pronouns I scream inside.