“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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Charming Man
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And shits himself. Don't forget that.
And tortures dying things.
phone poster w forgotten password/email
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Not the way Millenials do astrology.
He is a pisces. Do you not astrology? This should be common knowledge.
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FALALALALA Chris get a job FALALALALA U a stupid fake trans BLAHBLABLAHBLAH.
How's that?
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I DON'T HAVE A D*** PICKLE!
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Chris fails at everything again.
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Significantly different from other men
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I would make the joke that the poor girl who was tricked into sleeping with Chris would serenade him with "Dude Looks Like a Lady," but who the fuck is Chris kidding? A chimp in a wig would be more convincing as a girl.
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Of course Chris would tweet about plans to buy frivolous junk less than a week after exploiting his own mother in a begging video.
October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!
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I would make the joke that the poor girl who was tricked into sleeping with Chris would serenade him with "Dude Looks Like a Lady," but who the fuck is Chris kidding? A chimp in a wig would be more convincing as a girl.
The only serenade Chris would ever get would be from a police or ambulance sirens and cats having mating outside his window.
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Of course Chris would tweet about plans to buy frivolous junk less than a week after exploiting his own mother in a begging video.
blows me away good
October 4-18, Chris Will Be Happy!
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blows me away good
Chris: The only pervert that is more likely to be wrongfully arrested.
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Of course Chris would tweet about plans to buy frivolous junk less than a week after exploiting his own mother in a begging video.
"I look forward to buying your soundtrack, just wait a sec while I beg my followers for money I need for food and vet bills."
"I look forward to buying your soundtrack, just wait a sec while I beg my followers for money I need for food and vet bills."
to be fair chris did say she was messing up the script he wrote maybe it actually said we need the money for lego and albums and the selfish starving woman instead piped up in a vain attempt for nourishment
The only thing he his close to is being more pathetic and vile than Phil.
And that's a very hard thing to do.
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Dipshit isn't hyphenated, dipshit.
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Dipshit isn't hyphenated, dipshit.
Neither is "ground-up" but then again a Speak-n-Spell has a better understanding of English than Chris does
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Shooting Pearls.
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When pride comes, then comes disgrace.
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By "kind soul" he means "fuck mommy".
Any road will take you there.
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Of course Chris would tweet about plans to buy frivolous junk less than a week after exploiting his own mother in a begging video.
"blows me away good"
Christ Chris just say you want to cum inside Rainbow Dash already.
Kill a Commie for Mommy.
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Chris is a "giver" in the exact same way that he's a prostitute and a brilliant scientist on par with Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking: he ain't. The only way Chris is a prostitute is that he's a massive consumer whore.
