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FYI, Voldemort used to keep himself alive by drinking unicorn's blood. It has life-giving properties, but it forever curses anyone who drinks it.
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I find it quite offensive that he is now using dementia as his latest excuses to failure while he's out wasting money on Fraps that taste like shit.
Dimentia is a terrible disease that robs people even of the most basic skills and turns them into zombies, but Chris was born that way.
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I think the amount of Hurtful Truth Level comments on his Facebook recently has made Chris realise that certain excuses no longer work with people: stress, anxiety and hippopotamus weights. So he has a new one, dementia.
 
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I think the amount of Hurtful Truth Level comments on his Facebook recently has made Chris realise that certain excuses no longer work with people: stress, anxiety and hippopotamus weights. So he has a new one, dementia.
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Oh, Chris always has some excuse, even if it's a dumb one. It's part of the reason he's so entertaining. Half the fun of watching Chris say things is him lying, and the other half is watching him try to cover up his lies.
Dementia might be his newest crutch, since autism stopped working a while back... but I think he'll hang on to the "sick mother" crutch a little while longer.
 
Considering that Chris is a permanently unemployed, anxiety-prone lesbian transwoman, whose Google search shows a sex doll-humping gif and his bare behind sitting on an $9 cake, he should really think twice before bad mouthing hard working, over worked and probably minimum wage earning, employed workers.
 
That would require him to at the very least have basic knowledge of what empathy is and as we all know, Chris doesn't even grasp the concept of empathy - it always ties back to him and his problems.
 
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Ugh, this Unicorn Fap joke is getting on my nerves, but it's better than his initial solicitation, which was--"do baristas have vaginas, and if so, can I see yours?".

I'm still recovering from laughing my ass off from Chris' photo with the drink itself, which is probably the most feminine thing in the photograph. How in the hell can Chris actually think that his even shorter hair in the front looks feminine or stylish? All it does is accentuate his face hair in the back.
Just when you think Chris can't get uglier, stupider, or manly-looking, he surprises everyone.
 
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