Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris read about the new Sesame Street character yesterday.


He rated the post love.

 

[Aldora]

Counting down the days until Chris adds a Julia doll to his doll collection.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris read about the new Sesame Street character yesterday.

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He rated the post love.

If she can trib somehow, I bet she's got a place in his heart, which is probably in that spot where the rest of his left ventricle used to be.

 

[Antipathy]

I mean, the puppet had HIV in South Africa.
It's probably dead by now.

Well, it's South Africa. Everyone there has HIV. Therefore the puppets do as well.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris read about the new Sesame Street character yesterday.

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He rated the post love.

Will the muppet also recycle and use an attraction sign?

 

[muh_moobs]

Chris FAILS.

ftfy

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Will the muppet also recycle and use an attraction sign?

Of course not, he has more defects than autism, he just likes to blame everything else on it to buff up his victim card.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Someone on the CWCki transcribed the Fluttershy song video.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_little_Fluttershy_singing_(imitation)

Googling the terms shows that it's based on a Sesame Street song.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/sesame+street/caribbean+amphibian_20174741.html

So Chris decided to sing lyrics from Sesame Street, in the voice of a My Little Pony character, while holding the camera on a doll he painted to resemble what he looks like in his mind.

35 years old, everyone.

 

[thismanlies]

Someone on the CWCki transcribed the Fluttershy song video.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_little_Fluttershy_singing_(imitation)

Googling the terms shows that it's based on a Sesame Street song.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/sesame+street/caribbean+amphibian_20174741.html

So Chris decided to sing lyrics from Sesame Street, in the voice of a My Little Pony character, while holding the camera on a doll he painted to resemble what he looks like in his mind.

35 years old, everyone.

And that's what makes him the quintessential lolcow. No matter what happens, he will never change.

 

[UptownRuckus]

And that's what makes him the quintessential lolcow. No matter what happens, he will never change.

Which is why this site will never die

 

[Jaiman]

Chris wants to go to BABSCon, so he offers to help in exchange for some gas money.

 

[ON 190]

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Chris wants to go to BABSCon, so he offers to help in exchange for some gas money.

I doubt Chris even knows where California is. This is the person who had trouble understanding the concept of Australia.

 

[Aldora]

Imagine the fun adventures Chris would have driving from the east coast to the west coast.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

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Chris wants to go to BABSCon, so he offers to help in exchange for some gas money.

Looks like it's about $500 for the round trip.



I like how Chris thinks they could just hand out that much money to random people on Twitter.

 

[ON 190]

Looks like it's about $500 for the round trip.

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I like how Chris thinks they could just hand out that much money to random people on Twitter.

Especially volunteers. A word I doubt Chris is familiar with.

 

[Jaiman]

Ignoring the ridiculous cost for gas to drive across the other side of the country, I wouldn't find Chris's trade too terrible if I wasn't aware of his work history. He's going to be too lazy to do jack, and even if he does end up doing it, he's inevitably going to whine about it throughout.

 

[Lipitor]

Especially volunteers. A word I doubt Chris is familiar with.

So basically Chris is offering to be a completely useless volunteer, in exchange for $500 of gas money.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Imagine the fun adventures Chris would have driving from the east coast to the west coast.

California... knows how to tardy.
California... where Chris will farty.
In the CIITTTTTTTYYYY he will be raped.
In the city, the city of Burlingame.
They keep it tardin', Chris keeps on fartin'.

 

[Aldora]

Ignoring the ridiculous cost for gas to drive across the other side of the country, I wouldn't find Chris's trade too terrible if I wasn't aware of his work history. He's going to be too lazy to do jack, and even if he does end up doing it, he's inevitably going to whine about it throughout.

Oh I don't know, I think Chris would have a lot of fun being around people like himself and showing off his pony cosplay and custom pony doll.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris wants to go to BABSCon, so he offers to help in exchange for some gas money.

A social and financial blackhole is offering help. How is Chris going to "help" is there someone that needs a tribbing, or maybe his freezer hopefuls are finally going to serve a purpose.

I think it's funny how you guys actually thought Chris would use "dona-shuns" for something practical like gas.