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This might as well be a Cutco Kiwi Farms banner ad with how many people are gonna see this

Chris is actually a great advertiser for them
 
Chris' devotion to promoting random crap like Cutco and more recently BigBadToyStore.com is kinda fascinating. Kinda reminds me of the Wesley Willis thing of randomly throwing in advertising slogans at the end of songs.

It's a shame he doesn't show this kind of devotion towards promoting, I dunno, his own goddamn brand...
 
cahoots powiedział(a):
He shared this at 12:45am.

Hopefully he isn't too sleepy for work tomorrow.
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Seriously: Look how Tired He is.

I was going to say that only Chris would fall for an obvious pyramid scheme, but that isn't quite true. Only Chris would, however, continue to plug an obvious pyramid scheme, with zero compensation, for over a decade.
 
I assume Chris thinks plugging companies will make him seem more "legit" (like how ecelebs do sponsored content in their vids/social media posts. If the famous guys do sponsorship deals, he has to as well.) like how he used to put ads for products in Sonichu.
I think he chose Cutco for nostalgia.
Maybe he stumbled on their website and remembered when it actually felt like he was accomplishing something?
 
The American Hedgehog powiedział(a):
Hmm. He posted a picture of a knife after three posts about how his life sucks.
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I betcha this was the knife that he used to cut open his taint.

Edit: Lol @SoneeBoi you tard, I know I was joking here, but y'know Chris actually did use a knife to physically slice a hole in his taint? What makes you think this actually wasn't the knife that did it? It's not that outrageous that he used a cutco knife, y'know...
 
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Manly-Chicken powiedział(a):
Did we ever get info on why he's now plugging cutco specifically?
Feels like nostalgia, but did we get any intel?
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I have a theory, and to keep powerlevel under 9000, I'll be short about it.

In my experience, autists have a one-track mind usually. Chris goes from Sonichu to My Little Pony, then to Transformers, then to Skylanders, back to Transformers, and back to Skylanders. There is no flow, it's all spontaneous. Chris sees something that so much as references some cue in his memory,a and his fixation changes.

He was making thanksgiving, found Cutco. Remembers he "works" for Cutco. Tries selling for Cutco again.

In mere days, it'll be Transformers again.
 
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