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- 25 Lut 2013
God that's a serious case of derp face
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God that's a serious case of derp face
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- 3 Cze 2016
And then Chris wonders why he's always disappointed with life...well, it's simple, when you cannot leave your imaginary world.
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- 25 Wrz 2014
Even that mouth is just as screwy as the one from the Game Stop video!
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- 27 Kwi 2015
And cannot grow wings, tits and a vagina.
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- 27 Sie 2016
I get the impression Chris's ideal woman self is a quirky, bespeckled nerd girl who's a real hot babe when she takes her glasses off or something like that.
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- 9 Lut 2013
It's funny when Chris tries to be "modest".
Like when he talks about his tugboat:
it's a fun story. anyway, you know the expression, "Our ship has come in," well that refers to a HUGE one-time amout of money, which can compare to a Luxury Ship that can easily sink. and a Tugboat is more reliable, because even though it's smaller, it's built tougher, and it's usually better on time in that sense. so, I refer to my monthly income as a Tugboat, whereas I would refer to say winning the Lottery as a Luxary Ship. Chalk that idea up to a spot of creative thinking.
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- 9 Sie 2015
His Skylander femself looks like a grandma with no fashion sense trying very hard to be hip with today's kids. She tries to connect to the youth through what they call "cosplay" by slapping on a mish-mash of anime costume tropes. And when she attempts to pull a "kawaii face" she ends up looking like a stroke victim.
In other words, exactly like real CWC.
In other words, exactly like real CWC.
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- 13 Maj 2015
Jesus. Even his Skylander character is a unfortunate looking mouth breather.
Edit: added pic
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- 3 Paź 2016
I don't believe this one was posted on the forums amidst the flurry of FB posts he made on the 13th and the resulting chatter. So, I'll do it, and it seems to belong here.
http://archive.is/fOfUJ
http://archive.is/fOfUJ
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- 3 Paź 2016
Haha there's that autistic grin we know and love.
For a second there he looks like classic Chris again. I miss classic Chris.
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- 26 Lut 2016
I just noticed he wrote 'Win, Hillary, Win!'
He must really like the structure of 'Verb, Name, Verb'.
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- 28 Lip 2015
Chris entered a Skylanders contest. The prize is a 3D printed figure. Chris would use it to print his own avatar from the game.
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- 26 Lut 2016
Unbeknown to Chris, he's already screwed up. Looking at the rules of the contest, entries are judged on:
- 30% diversity of parts comprising character
- 30% uniqueness
- 40% creativity of accompanying catchphrase
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- 13 Wrz 2016
Will he shoot a printout of the winner's profile picture when he loses?
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- 16 Lip 2016
You would think someone whose entire life is fantasy and vidya would be a little more creative. He makes the most boring uninspired generic characters.
He might be too lazy now to even send a long-winded nonsensical complaint email to Activision support.
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- 17 Sie 2015
My personal theory is that there's a balance that has to be found when someone wants to create art. Many successful writers will also tell you that they read a lot. A lot of successful directors are movie buffs. The problem, I think, is that Chris is on the extreme end of that idea. He consumes WAY too much media, to the point where he can only regurgitate stuff he's already seen. I think if he'd been limited in his screen time and encouraged to be creative at a younger age, he COULD have actually made something of himself as a writer or artist. Alas, he had Barb and Bob as parents.
I think we'll get an angry/sad Facebook post, and that's about it.
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- 27 Sie 2016
Chris is really into Spyro Pokémon, huh?
Wait... a Pokémon-esque, video game hybrid?
Of course. It makes sense now.
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- 3 Cze 2016
wow
Chris wins one contest and he believes that its appropriate to win them all, I am just surprised he has not gone full on Miss America or Toddlers and Tiaras. The main demographic of this contest, children 8-12, and gross men that still live with their mothers. Now this is the way Chris has established himself as a classy and setsy lesbian lady.
I am kind of glad Chris has no working theory of mind; he does not realize that the people in charge of this contest are going to proceed with extreme prejudice after looking at him in his parapa hat.
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