Containment Random Chris Updates

[Subconcious Offense]

Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.

Maybe he thinks he will become normal by making eye contact with enough normal people.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

It's not that Chris can't make eye contact to save his life, it's that he's got those weird autistic serial killer eyes and no one dares make eye contact with him out of fear for their lives.

 

[The Fool]

fucking faggot chris I hope your eyes explode and you get sent to prison for having no eyes and then a nigger rapes both your eyesockets with his two dicks because he was sent to prison for having two dicks

 

[bottomfeeder]

Darn

 

[Meat_Puppet]

As her stared deep, lovingly into his mothers eyes...

 

[FataBataRang]

He should make contact with a bar of soap next.

 

[Hmmpf!]

I swear CWC stare can make you blind permanently.

 

[MonoAcid]

All this tells me is that his bullshit claim he was 'Cured' of autism is still bullshit. He's still only 'better' at it, but them titties are too much of a sight not to stare right into, am I right Chris?

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

He's absent so I'll rip off @Apocalypso
Tard Trek: Eye-Contact

 

[GV 998]

congrats Chris, you've slightly improved at...doing something that is so natural to most other human beings, they don't even think about it.

How about we award you a trophy for breathing properly next?

 

[Orson Welles]

What will happen when Chris goes blind?

 

[The Fool]

What will happen when Chris goes blind?

"I probably have a very feminine pair of gray eyes, if I could see them."

 

[The Dude]

Staring at the tits and ass of random women like a creepy tard is NOT eye contact.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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It's basic biology, Chris.
Chris is lucky it was not his photo instead, he's way uglier than either of those two.
Chris is claiming to be such a feminist and defender of unattractive women, yet here he is liking videos on youtube to grow long feminine hair.

The truth is, you could shave the heads of both of those women and someone would still want to have sex with them.
If you shave Chris' head, everyone would be happy to no longer put up with a balding grease pit, and still no one would want to have sex with him.

Two people are talking about balls, a red ball and a blue ball. Chris enters the conversation, listens, then says that he used to have a green ball, but it was because some mean troll made him shove it up his ass but it's okay because he learned to keep his head up. Chris then believes he's part of the discussion and added to it in a meaningful way even though few respond or acknowledge his stupidity.

 

[Aldora]

Chris has always seemed to have a bee in his bonnet when it comes to eye contact, I think that Chris thinks that one of the reasons he has had so little luck with the ladies is his inability to make eye contact with them and that is why in all his demands to women and the gal-pals he demands direct eye contact with them. Now Chris has calmed down a bit and isn't as obsessed with the Love Quest and pussy as he used to be, he is probably finding it easier to make eye contact with people. I think this is a sign of the lack of expectation and the personal growth that Chris has made.

Rating: Optimistic.

 

[Trilby]

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Oh that's a new one (I mean the last part, unless he's said somewhere before of trying to say "mommy" like that).

 

[Aldora]

Oh that's a new one (I mean the last part, unless he's said somewhere before of trying to say "mommy" like that).

Why doesn't it surprise me that his first word was Barb related?

 

[CWCissey]

Why doesn't it surprise me that his first word was Barb related?

Because something relating to the mother is probably the most common first word amongst kids?